21-2018 - The Accidental Dominatrix

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Alissa Afonina is internet-famous today as the woman who won a huge lawsuit after a car accident turned her into a dominatrix. We realize that reads like a nonsense string of words, which is why tabloids couldn't resist the headline. And is exactly why we picked up on it too! The story goes that she was a good student on the path to a promising career, In what, they don’t say, but the Porn industry is always looking for new talent, Then, a car accident gave her brain damage. Suddenly she was posting half-naked photos of herself, and soon she was doing professional sex work. See - Called that right didn’t we! That, they say, means one of two things is true: The brain injury changed her personality overnight and turned her into a sex-crazed fiend, or she managed to scam the courts with the world's most hilariously implausible disability. Both are on the Internet, so it’s hard to disprove either...The author talked to her and found that the reality is, as usual, more interesting than the clickbait headlines … Check that out!! They mention us by name!! Can a brain injury segue to shameful sex acts? Does being run off the road result in rampant rogering? Can a talented tutored teen turn into a tantalizing temptress? Does bumping a head begat base carnal desires? Meander through the mind games with us as we delve deeper into the debauchery in the Tale of the Accidental Dominatrix.