Comedy
Tag Paid Go - EP 56: Do Robots Have Ghosts? IAfter taking a break for a minute, I'm back with a fresh new format. Lot's of surprises and new features as well as some old features..as well. My featured song is called Spooky Ghost. Listen to past episodes and songs at: www.tagpaidgo.com Sign up for the newsletter - news.tagpaidgo.com ----more---- TRANSCRIPT Have you ever wanted to record a podcast like a pro? Sometimes it takes more than professional mics like the hi pro 3023 gain master Omni directional Microphonic condenser. Before I was a professional podcaster I struggled with everything from recording to microwave popcorn. But then I found Ranken Mulberry’s 15 Steps to Effective thinking and Power. With Mulberry’s 24 tape series I was able to learn to overcome some of my biggest life challenges - everything from podcast recording to 19th century exorcisms. 5 yrs ago I was nobody. And with Ranken mulberry’s 15 steps to effective thinking and power, I’m now a podcast writer/producer/host and exorcism guru. Welcome to this weeks episode of tag paid go. After a long pause, I’ve returned with a new and improved format. No don’t worry, all of your favorite elements of old will still be here but with a new twist. Take for instance sponsors. Gone are the days where any old sponsor could come in and just give us money. No. Now I have a vetting process that lets quality sponsors shine. Take for instance the Atlas Sunday News. They promote a Sunday news morning show that is full of misinformation about about 70s television sitcoms. Namely Happy Days and the character Ralph Malph. I won’t get into the gory details but I certainly will not promote the channel 18 NEWS program that comes on every Sunday at 10am. No. Not on this podcast. I wanna bring back a segment I used to enjoy. It’s called “my fondest memory if that song”. Yep. Still keeping that name. In case you don’t remember the segment details why a certain song is my favorite. The song I’m referring to is Xanadu by Olivia Newton john. You see, back in my younger days, a friend of mine(who will remain namesless Kevin) and I went to get some burgers from a fast food burger place that will remain nameless, burger king. He was driving. We made our order. Pulled around to pay. The car in front just got their order at the window ahead. After receiving their food, they spun off like a bat out of hell which shot gravel and rocks all over my friends windshield. Angered, my friend shifted into gear and drove off after them. For whatever reason they drove around the drive thru again. Then again with us right behind. It reminded me of a bugs bunny cartoon. I finally convinced my friend to stop and by our third time around the restaurant we went to pick up our order. And wouldn’t you know it, the kind yet confused, worker, got us our order. Just as though nothing happened. The culprits that shot the rocks had sped off down the street never to be seen again. My friend was still pretty amped up and the drive home proved that. Lots of immediate stop and go’s. At one stop my bag of food hit the car floor. I picked it up but at the same time found a tape buried under the seat(yes we listened to cassettes in the late 1900s. Looked like some random mix tape - I grabbed it and put it in his car tape deck. The next thing I hear are the soothing voice of a one Olivia Newton John backed by the triumphant Electric Light Orchestra. It was Xanadu. And just like that my friend went from Speed Racer to driving miss daisy. Luckily we made it home before the next song came on. That song was Ozzy Osborne’s Bark At The Moon. That’s another story for another time. Thanks Olivia Newton John for getting me home safely! And now it’s time to show off one of MY songs. A children’s Halloween song I wrote just for this episode. Sit back with a pumpkin flavored RC cola and enjoy. This ones called Spooky Ghost. Well that does it for this weeks episode of tag paid go. I want to thank this weeks sponsor. The Golden Sun Power Brick. Need back up power to charge your phone or to keep your full scale humanoid intelligent robot powered up? Look no further than The Golden Sun Power Brick. With 2 months of backup energy powered by the sun, your house will be fully charged and your fully functioning, lifelike humanoid robot will be powered up to keep it clean. Poles are for dancers and wires are for for spies. Get a Golden Sun Power Brick today! I’d also like to give a huge thank you to everyone who has stayed with this podcast. Thanks for the well wishes and shares. Subscribe to the newsletter at news.tagpaidgo.com Everyone stay safe. Take care of each other Till next time Tag. Paid. Go