Duane's World, Episode 6: Functioning Rageaholic

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Duane's World

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Hey guys, it's Duane's World! Did you miss him? Duane's back with a crazy new episode and he brought some friends along for the ride! You see, one night after a performance Duane was approached by two audience members claiming to be super fans of his viral podcast. They begged and pleaded with him to let them appear on the show as his guests. Duane being the ever benevolent celebrity invited the pair to Duane's World Studios and sat down for a chat. Duane defends white bread sandwiches, reveals his secret recipe for lazy man's grilled cheese, and explains the components of his miracle weight loss regiment. We talk about Duane's erectile dysfunction, normal vegetables, and the Canadian Bread Mafia. Our guests Andrew and Dom are intrigued to learn that Duane eats dog food and is a homophobe. Duane talks about his "leave it all on the field' mentality when it comes to sports, explains his history of violence, and goes into detail about his experience in private security. He may have been dismissed from a job for assault, but that didn't stop him from securing a position with a multi-billion dollar company even with his criminal record. Duane does a little self-surgery on his hand following his parking meter injury and divulges his distrust of doctors. The gang discusses the detrimental nature of working night shifts and the destructive lifestyle that surrounds those hours. Duane brings up his haunting past involving drug use and current addiction to coffee. We discover Duane has rabies because of his irrational fear of water and learn about Duane's habitual operation of heavy machinery while drunk. You don't wanna miss this sode![BONUS MATERIAL]Pipelines and Water RightsKobeGuests:Andrew Barrhttps://twitter.com/AndrewBarr8https://www.instagram.com/andrewbarrcomedy/Comedy Records EP https://open.spotify.com/artist/0aJk2l1BbcTqb9xoiDvlxT?si=C5ud-wjrS56GDv9FCc-1GADom Paréhttps://twitter.com/dparehttps://www.instagram.com/dompare/Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/mitchandmike)