Episode 022 - Squash and Pickles

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Shark Tank and the Biscuit

Comedy


The Dark Ages - Volume 4: Here's a poem for these trying times: Shit, mother-fucker, I rap better than Emenim, Rewind the tape, and I'll rap better than him again, Cuz I live for this shit, and you live for nothing, I’ll eat your fuckin' dreams like a blueberry muffin, Keep you in my sights, fuck boy gunnin’, And you'll only die tired if you keep on runnin’, cuz, I've been known to spit a little bit of venom in ‘em, when a mother fucker need reminding, that he’ll never come out winnin’, been in it for a minute, plan to finish, I demolish and diminish all you other punks bitchin’, and, I never need another mother-fucker tellin’ me, How to rip a fuckin’ track, and smoke a fuckin’ beat, it’s, Simple addition, a paper stackin’ mission, You can fuck with them, but don't fuck with this’n, If you can’t handle the beginnin’, Then the end’ll have you sportin’ fuckin’ casket linen, Yeah! I'm the Joker I'll put you in a casket grinnin’, I'm John Henry, I'll blow a fuckin’ gasket winnin’, Sheeeeeeiiiit, You got nothing for me chump, I'll cut my cock off and fuck your mother with the dick stump, You can't slay me cuz I live in hell, baby, Drive a fat Caddy that breaks down daily, So far out the game I cant see the players, I piss novocaine, and make it rain on haters, Slap a fat vein and tap it slow, I Use a dirty needle to inject this flow, Cuz it's old school fuckin' gangster shit Certified platinum radio hit, uuh! #ComedyIsDead #SharkTankAndTheBiscuit #SpokaneComedy #SpokaneSucks #Podcast #Comedy #ComedyWar #Funny #Hilarious #Derek #Schoonover #SharkTank #Biscuit #Humor #KanyeWest #Spokane #StandUp #STATB #Merchus #ToweringPylonsOfIndisputablePowerAndTalent #Humble Get it! It's a podcast! Go find it in podcast places! soundcloud.com/sharktankandthebiscuit facebook.com/sharktankandthebiscuit rockettalkpodcasts@gmail.com