Comedy
We’re back together, and we have a new table! Mary took a re-con mission to Skippers, and didn’t really elaborate on that story. Mary has been volunteering. Bill is officially endorsing Popeye’s Chicken. Ice Cream Truck of the Week: Dolly Parton. Please listen to Cash on the Barrelhead on the break today. What does your husband prefer you wear? Chef Boyardee Lasagna? Let’s make Bill try it. Mary has to RIDE in a car for four hours and is complaining. Mary’s Shitlist of the Week: Poor toe art. Email signatures. Drinking healthy smoothies. Recipes from First Graders! Kelley’s Hint List! Make pillows out of old shirts. Displaying cut flowers. Dye your old towels to match your curtains! Umpire Pants Out!