Episode 30 - Sex Offenders Who Win Spelling Bees

Episode 30 - Sex Offenders Who Win Spelling Bees

Mr. Fitxit

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Wow didn’t even realize we’d done 30. HOO freakin RAY.Doesn’t it feel like Gatorade Frost just came out not that long ago? Weird.Who the hell does Mississippi think they are? Ole Miss???????? I guess if your state is that horrible maybe you have to make yourselves stand out somehow. Maybe some would say that’s what we do with this show. But does it even stand out? Maybe it sits down to stand up. Have you ever heard that song where he screams that? I have. It rocks so hard.Hey… can you believe we never got a picture when Brian and I had an entire wall of our apartment dedicated to local sex offenders? Brian if you’re reading this and I haven’t texted you yet… lemme know if you have a picture… or kept the map. HE SERIOUSLY DREW THE MAP!!! Of Chicago!!!! TO SCALE (I think.)If you have ideas on how to spell that “word” at the end, let us know. My brain is convinced it knows the answer but I’ve been wrong about many things a lot of times. That’s the thing about people who think they are never wrong… they’re wrong A LOT and you CAN’T TRUST THEM.  But y’all can trust me. Even tho I just told you I’m wrong a lot. ?hmm Weird. Maybe you can’t trust me either then.Or Ms. F…. SHE CAN’t EVEN SPELL ALIBI! OR SQUIRL WITH 2 Rs!!!!Keep listening.We have love for you.
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Wow didn’t even realize we’d done 30. HOO freakin RAY.Doesn’t it feel like Gatorade Frost just came out not that long ago? Weird.Who the hell does Mississippi think they are? Ole Miss???????? I guess if your state is that horrible maybe you have to make yourselves stand out somehow. Maybe some would say that’s what we do with this show. But does it even stand out? Maybe it sits down to stand up. Have you ever heard that song where he screams that? I have. It rocks so hard.Hey… can you believe we never got a picture when Brian and I had an entire wall of our apartment dedicated to local sex offenders? Brian if you’re reading this and I haven’t texted you yet… lemme know if you have a picture… or kept the map. HE SERIOUSLY DREW THE MAP!!! Of Chicago!!!! TO SCALE (I think.)If you have ideas on how to spell that “word” at the end, let us know. My brain is convinced it knows the answer but I’ve been wrong about many things a lot of times. That’s the thing about people who think they are never wrong… they’re wrong A LOT and you CAN’T TRUST THEM.  But y’all can trust me. Even tho I just told you I’m wrong a lot. ?hmm Weird. Maybe you can’t trust me either then.Or Ms. F…. SHE CAN’t EVEN SPELL ALIBI! OR SQUIRL WITH 2 Rs!!!!Keep listening.We have love for you.
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