Comedy
Part One: “We don’t give a fudge…” Welcome to Hardly Focused! Jack and Mike with you for this episode. A certain Fro-host was on the bill for this podcast, but he called it an early night. This episode begins with sad news. Grant Imahara of “Mythbusters” fame, passes on at 49 years old. Jack features audio from the Discovery Channel, honoring Grant and his contributions to both science and entertainment. Elsewhere, “that bitch” Carole Baskin remains in the news. She’s on Cameo, and for $300 she will record for you her best 50 Cent impression! Well worth every penny… or not. Part Two: Yeezy for President? Good news, everyone! Kayne West is running for President! Wait, sorry, he’s not running. Hold on, he’s still running. What the hell? Part Three: Getting Crunk with Grandma Between segments, Jack learns that “Jeopardy” host Alex Trebek ate a ton of pot brownies at a party. Even better, he wasn’t seen for 3 days afterwards. Encase this man in carbonite! Following up from the previous segment, Jack also has details about the Pizza Party in Massachusetts. It’s a political party, officially recognized by state officials. Jack is proudly a member, and hopes to one day run against Mike and his Pirate Party. Back on-track, Jack and Mike discuss teenage riff-raff. These days, you’re cool if you’re underage and dress as a grandma to purchase alcohol. What has the plague done to our youth?! This leads Jack to feature a segment from NerdWire, where old women try Fireball whiskey for the first time. These are the bags you’d want to party with. Wrapping up, Jack proclaims his love for the game show “Supermarket Sweep.” For whatever reason, it’s trending on Netflix. Forget Yeezy – Vote David Ruprecht and Johnny Gilbert in 2020! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/hardlyfocused/support