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Toby Sucks At Podcasts - Audio

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This is the fifth episode of the new Tobuscus podcast: TOBY SUCKS AT PODCASTS, starring Toby Turner (who's the most talented person to ever suck at making podcasts), where we meet the HOTTEST GIRL IN THE WORLD: Jessica Cook. You might know her from the Axe commercial that is literally all about how hot she is, starring Kiefer Sutherland describing the girl he never got the courage to talk to. MINI MINOTAUR LIVE! The fastest, most death metal Tobuscus song starring the Mini Minotaur himself gets the acoustic treatment at the end of the show. And it is awesome. Buy your own talking Mini Minotaur plush doll here http://bit.ly/18HrFeg Gabuscus is there as always, as is Tim with his Gaming News segment where they talk about BioShock's studio going under and the Titanfall beta being amazing. HOT CHICK NEWS is discussed, this time without Toby's mother present: a calendar of naked women rock climbing comes out along with a girl whose pants were set on fire after her iPhone exploded, Speaking of fire... Tim is an Eagle Scout! And sometime in the next few weeks, Tim will wear his uniform! Or he's FIRED! The audience suggests OCEAN SONG and we SEA exactly what Toby does with it. Eric is awesome at guitar again. Gabe and Tobuscus read some FAN SKETCHES! Verbatim! If you want your sketch read on the show, write to fansketches@tobuscus.com. FAN STUFF TIME: We get a gander at the soft, amazing Minecraft-themed TOBUSCUS fleece blanket, hand-made by a fan. As well as a crown that Toby put on his head because his ego isn't big enough yet. The MINECRAFT MOD is announced. Jessica Cook promotes her new movie STUNG. They discuss her Blurred Lines parody where it's all hot chicks, the hottest girls ever, with a bunch of naked guys doing a reversal on the Blurred Lines video. We learn that some dinosaurs no longer exist. Toby tells us about his textbook scheme. The gang gets super '90s and calls the Rejection Hotline, talks about party lines, phone calls and POPCORN (a phone number you would call for the time before everyone had cell phones). © 2014 Tobuscus