Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

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We love Spielberg, we love aliens and fedoras. How could this go wrong? On this episode Paul & Chris are joined by their better halves, Tina and Colette. So does the film hold up to the lego game? That’s the big question. Can you use Square Cash to transfer money between Canada and the US? Hmm. Nope. Crystal Skull came out in 2008. BoxOfficeMojo lists it as 3rd for the year, below The Dark Knight and Iron Man. This film is actually above Wall-E and Twilight. WHA? The biggest film shot in Hawaii since another film we reviewed, Waterworld. Of course, hands down the best Hawaii film we’ve watched is Hard Ticket to Hawaii. This is not the Mitchell-Hedges skull, yo! It’s like ALIEN! For your entertainment, real-time searches of the The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles, Sean Patrick Flanery and River Phoenix on air. Such wow! Are we watching American Graffiti? Between all of Chris’ coughing, Indiana Jones jumps the shark in a stolen Tardis. Paul educates us on the history of nuclear weapons testing. The only movie star who has talked to us is in this film! We’re super excited to know Ernie Reyes Jr. is on our screen. Ants dislike Cate Blanchett. Always do your CG in the dark. Don’t do it in the light, Golden Compass. Just stop. It’s a quiet group on the podcast because the movie isn’t that awful. One exception: them Shia Labeouf scenes like the Shia-monkey. Our take overall, this is an entertaining film. As an Indiana Jones film it is bad. Thanks to our biggest patrons, our wives for joining us again. For more of Tina and Colette check out Harem Scarum. Interested in sharing an opinion about next season check out Chris’ post and let us know what you think over on Twitter. Support Film Frown on Patreon