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Schemey Pete's Scenarios

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Did you hear what I said? You must be stupid of deaf. If you touch me again I'm gonna take off your head. Hahahaha Nobody's taking anyone's head off today, Peter, you silly little goose. Where's all that aggression coming from? Jesus. They hurt! The voices are lying, don't worry. Are you sure we're not insane? There's no possible way to prove nor disprove insanity, therefore it's a waste of time worrying about it. Can't argue with that. So why would you? Come have some tea. I don't feel like tea, it will make my snaggletooth go browner. Fuck the snaggletooth, you're due for dentist visit anyway. You can do the dentist this time. I did it last time. I'm not getting into this argument again, just go get a drink.