Comedy
Well - I didn't want to do it but they made me - the b*st*rds. Treve still thinks the song is quite good (we didn't have the heart to tell him the truth) so he's pushing to get it out on the blog. I suspect The Void have an album coming our or are doing support for the Led Zeppelin come-back tour or something. Who knows? And Damon - well that guy's such a f**king control-freak that it was just driving him mental that there was an episode missing. He keeps counting on his fingers and looking for a sharp knife every time he gets to ten - the psycho. As for Davidge he's just been round my house every other night with a squash-racquet, a bottle of bourbon and a homicidal attitude, spray-painting rude messages and frightening the children. That guy is INTENSE - I can tell you. If you've met him you'll know what I'm talkin' about.I mean - never mind that no-one - well no-one in their right minds - would listen to this nonsense even ONCE. Let alone continue to do so after nine - count 'em : NINE! - effing episodes. These lunatics I work with - and I don't use that word lightly (lunatics, I mean, not Work which I'm actually kinda comfortable with even if my boss might disagree). Anway, these lunatics - Treve, Damon and Davidge (and what kind of names are those anyway?) - they STILL want to get our stuff out there to thosr crazies still listening after all that other garbage we've posted. Well - I'm always one to bow to peer-pressure - you just need to look at my collection of smurfs, my bar-tab or my criminal record to understand that - so, without further ado, here it is Episode 10 of TE V: Just in Time to Die - If I were a Hero!And if you're still too stupid to GO AWAY! then I guess I should tell you that we are - stupidly, I don't doubt - still working on TE XXX: Love and Really Big Guns (the blockbuster sequel to this pile of tadd-pole turds). So, come back real soon - like maybe some time in 2015 at our current rate of progress - and maybe you can get some more of this shite, you gluttons for punishment.Later - people.(Much, much later - Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!)