Comedy
This week we discovered where people form relationships and where they end them. Sean Johnson, met the object of his affection at his local Walmart store in the toy aisle. His desire was too strong to wait as he engaged in sexual acts that led to his arrest for indecent exposure and criminal mischief. So yeah, it's bad to start humping inside a store but it's even worse when the one getting humped is not even a human being but rather a brown, stuffed horse.