Minne-sode 1: Taken by the Pterodactyl (Dinosaur Erotica)

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 WARNING: Explicit Content. Be smart, don't listen with your kids in the car unless you want to discuss how a butt plug works with them. This was the worst shit we've ever read, and that's saying something. It is really, truly cringe-worthy in every sense of the word. You will absolutely hear groans throughout the podcast, but not the fun ones. We really took one for the team and read Taken by the Pterodactyl so you don't have to. You're welcome. Enjoy! -Rine and Guest Host Tea     "Dianne is a shepherd, watching over a flock of sheep. She is sworn to protect them against any predators– no matter the size. But when a flock of pterodactyls attack, Dianne has no choice but to use herself as bait to draw their attention away from her precious flock. One pterodactyl swoops in and picks her up, taking her to his nest. She fully expects to be eaten by the massive beast, but when it starts to peck her clothes away, leaving her naked, she begins to understand that the pterodactyl might have carnal pleasures in mind. Dianne finds herself excited by the prospect and acquiesces. But can Dianne accommodate such a massive creature?"   Music Credit: "Does That Turn You On?" by Lemon