TV & Film
The Nutcracker 3d (movie 2010) Jules sure picked a winner this time... This is a tale of the rise of fascism and the blitz with a veneer of music and holiday magic. The director felt that film can’t capture ballet so he avoided dancing, instead opting to shoehorn lyrics into the Tchaikovsky composition. I can’t imagine how they got Tim Rice to help with these clunky phrases. The imagery is at times beautiful and often disturbing. This is a mess of a movie, it is like 3 half-movies and the corpse of a ballet smashed into one, so that means it’s a bargain on Bluray from Amazon or iTunes streaming! Honestly though try not to pay to see this, and probably don’t waste your time. NEXT WEEK: We conclude on Christmas day with Dan’s pick Noel, a short animated TV special about an ornament that has a happiness. You can follow us on twitter @newtoyoushow and you can leave comments down below! You can follow Dan on twitter @dankmccoy and listen to his podcast The Flophouse You can find Keith’s art on earthlingkeith.com You can follow John on twitter @lordjoho You can follow Jules on twitter @beautifuljules