Miscellaneous
Bette Midler says Geraldo Rivera groped her. She wants an apology. Geraldo says we should all forgive Matt Lauer, after all it happens. Boys will be boys. Geraldo then realized he screwed up and apologized after tweeting defense of Matt Lauer. Lauer, a real class act; seems he has a button under the desk that provides him the opportunity to lock the door just in case he wants to sexually assault you. Hurray for Ann Curry, the twitter sphere went wild. The people were in the streets celebrating that Curry had the last laugh after what Lauer did to her. The politicians are hanging on tight, despite the sexual allegations. Rep John Conyers refuses to resign. Nancy Pelosi changed her mind from rock star to pervert who needs to resign at once. Conyers attorney says Pelosi don't know shit. Of course we've known this for years - but a good confirmation just the same. Al Frankenstein who looks like a perv, is going nowhere he says. Sound complicated - no worries, the awesome Ava Armstrong is here to help Malcolm figure it all out. Brace yourself...