The episode is still kinda all over the place but if you're into really graphic lesbian sex on cable tv, then you're watching the right show.  Leave a review on Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/tv-tea-time-with-mattie-and-jake/id1211496705?mt=2 CHAT WITH US LIVE ON TVPARTY! Download the app on your phone and find us @GayDD Find us on the Socials: Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr  Twitter: @theMattMarr  Facebook: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit   Listen to our Sabrina podcast, called Bitchcraft. Netflix has us living for this show! Bitchcraft: The Sabrina Recap Show   Listen to Mattie’s other podcast THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dear-mattie-show/id902469568?mt=2 OR find him at the Dear Mattie Show Site.

RiverMales: All Tea, All Shade, All Riverdale

RiverMales 92: Keeping Up with The Joneses...and Hot Girl Sex

Leave a review on Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/tv-tea-time-with-mattie-and-jake/id1211496705?mt=2 BUY A MUG AT www.sissythattalk.com/merch Need more Riverdale! Check out our favs the SWIMMING IN SWEETWATER gals! Wanna talk with your Sissy Squad? Join our PRIVATE FACEBOOK GROUP Check out our 90 Day Gays Podcast! Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr  Twitter: @theMattMarr  Facebook: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit   Listen to our Sabrina podcast, called Bitchcraft. Netflix has us living for this show! Bitchcraft: The Sabrina Recap Show Listen to Mattie’s other podcast THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dear-mattie-show/id902469568?mt=2

RiverMales 101: Riverdale Season 4 Premieres!

Y'all. Don't Worry. We're going to recap the Season 4 premiere we are just a week behind. So we thought we would at least let you know we haven't jingle jangled you! Leave a review on Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/tv-tea-time-with-mattie-and-jake/id1211496705?mt=2 BUY A MUG AT www.sissythattalk.com/merch Wanna talk with your Sissy Squad? Join our PRIVATE FACEBOOK GROUP Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr  Twitter: @theMattMarr  Facebook: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit   Listen to our Sabrina podcast, called Bitchcraft. Netflix has us living for this show! Bitchcraft: The Sabrina Recap Show Listen to Mattie’s other podcast THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dear-mattie-show/id902469568?mt=2  

Rivermales 100: Riverdale Season 4 Preview!

Okay--we messed up. It's not really our 100 episode, but let's just pretend it is and that Jake and Mattie didn't realize this one-year later....mkay? This is either our best show or our worst...depending how much you enjoy salty drunk Jake and tipsy Mattie.  Season 3 is done!  Here's to a brighter season 4, y'all! Leave a review on Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/tv-tea-time-with-mattie-and-jake/id1211496705?mt=2 CHAT WITH US LIVE ON TVPARTY! Download the app on your phone and find us @GayDD Find us on the Socials: Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr  Twitter: @theMattMarr  Facebook: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit   Listen to our Sabrina podcast, called Bitchcraft. Netflix has us living for this show! Bitchcraft: The Sabrina Recap Show Listen to Mattie’s other podcast THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dear-mattie-show/id902469568?mt=2 OR find him at the Dear Mattie Show Site.

Rivermales 99: The Riverdale FINALE and our 100th Episode! And We're drunk y'all.

Leave a review on Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/tv-tea-time-with-mattie-and-jake/id1211496705?mt=2 CHAT WITH US LIVE ON TVPARTY! Download the app on your phone and find us @GayDD Find us on the Socials: Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr  Twitter: @theMattMarr  Facebook: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit   Listen to our Sabrina podcast, called Bitchcraft. Netflix has us living for this show! Bitchcraft: The Sabrina Recap Show Listen to Mattie’s other podcast THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dear-mattie-show/id902469568?mt=2 OR find him at the Dear Mattie Show Site.

RiverMales 98: How you gonna keep them down on the farm, after they’ve seen…Your organ harvesting operation?”

We were speechless. Chad Michael Murray at 37 y'all...Who Knew! #BasementFlooded Leave a review on Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/tv-tea-time-with-mattie-and-jake/id1211496705?mt=2 CHAT WITH US LIVE ON TVPARTY! Download the app on your phone and find us @GayDD Find us on the Socials: Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr  Twitter: @theMattMarr  Facebook: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit   Listen to our Sabrina podcast, called Bitchcraft. Netflix has us living for this show! Bitchcraft: The Sabrina Recap Show Listen to Mattie’s other podcast THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dear-mattie-show/id902469568?mt=2 OR find him at the Dear Mattie Show Site.

RiverMales 97: It's Prom and Chad Michael Murray is Shirtless & Hot AF

Oh Riverdale...Oh Riverdale, how downhill you've gone. And this was Luke Perry's last episode. Leave a review on Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/tv-tea-time-with-mattie-and-jake/id1211496705?mt=2 CHAT WITH US LIVE ON TVPARTY! Download the app on your phone and find us @GayDD Find us on the Socials: Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr  Twitter: @theMattMarr  Facebook: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit   Listen to our Sabrina podcast, called Bitchcraft. Netflix has us living for this show! Bitchcraft: The Sabrina Recap Show Listen to Mattie’s other podcast THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dear-mattie-show/id902469568?mt=2 OR find him at the Dear Mattie Show Site.

RiverMales 96: Fear The Reaper...Uhhh Don't Worry We Won't!

Y'all. We were so happy our two favorite ladies got to have some great scenes and that Betty is getting closer to the coo coo ness of the Farm! PODCAST-RIVERMALES: Leave a review on Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/tv-tea-time-with-mattie-and-jake/id1211496705?mt=2 CHAT WITH US LIVE ON TVPARTY! Download the app on your phone and find us @GayDD Find us on the Socials: Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr  Twitter: @theMattMarr  Facebook: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit   Listen to our Sabrina podcast, called Bitchcraft. Netflix has us living for this show! Bitchcraft: The Sabrina Recap Show Listen to Mattie’s other podcast THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dear-mattie-show/id902469568?mt=2 OR find him at the Dear Mattie Show Site.

Rivermales 95: Finally! A Betty and Alice Episode!

Whew.  Y'all.  We had to have a big glass of iced tea over this episode. Archie's hair is on point. Mad Dag is just well...exquisite. And Chad Michael Murray looks even hotter. Oh yeah...plot stuff happened too. Leave a review on Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/tv-tea-time-with-mattie-and-jake/id1211496705?mt=2 CHAT WITH US LIVE ON TVPARTY! Download the app on your phone and find us @GayDD Find us on the Socials: Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr  Twitter: @theMattMarr  Facebook: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit   Listen to our Sabrina podcast, called Bitchcraft. Netflix has us living for this show! Bitchcraft: The Sabrina Recap Show Listen to Mattie’s other podcast THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dear-mattie-show/id902469568?mt=2 OR find him at the Dear Mattie Show Site.

Rivermales 94: Archie and Mad Dog Box And The Secret Scenes Abound

Who knew that Fangs could sing!!!!!  We thought he was just a pair of arms! Also some exciting news about our upcoming 100 episode! Leave a review on Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/tv-tea-time-with-mattie-and-jake/id1211496705?mt=2 CHAT WITH US LIVE ON TVPARTY! Download the app on your phone and find us @GayDD Find us on the Socials: Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr  Twitter: @theMattMarr  Facebook: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit   Listen to our Sabrina podcast, called Bitchcraft. Netflix has us living for this show! Bitchcraft: The Sabrina Recap Show Listen to Mattie’s other podcast THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dear-mattie-show/id902469568?mt=2 OR find him at the Dear Mattie Show Site.  

RiverMales 93: Heathers, the Musical Episode... and we are Queens With Opinions

I mean...our title says it all this week.  We are really saddened by the passing of Luke Perry--but it doesn't mean the show is any better. Also Poodle describes one of our most epic secret scenes!  Leave a review on Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/tv-tea-time-with-mattie-and-jake/id1211496705?mt=2 CHAT WITH US LIVE ON TVPARTY! Download the app on your phone and find us @GayDD Find us on the Socials: Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr  Twitter: @theMattMarr  Facebook: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit   Listen to our Sabrina podcast, called Bitchcraft. Netflix has us living for this show! Bitchcraft: The Sabrina Recap Show Listen to Mattie’s other podcast THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dear-mattie-show/id902469568?mt=2 OR find him at the Dear Mattie Show Site.  

RiverMales 91: Betty Burns, Gina Sings, & Veronica Need to Just run a Gay Bar at this Point

Archie is the new Rocky y'all...and Sherriff Keller is serving Burgess Meredith realness! Leave a review on Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/tv-tea-time-with-mattie-and-jake/id1211496705?mt=2 CHAT WITH US LIVE ON TVPARTY! Download the app on your phone and find us @GayDD Find us on the Socials: Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr  Twitter: @theMattMarr  Facebook: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit   Listen to our Sabrina podcast, called Bitchcraft. Netflix has us living for this show! Bitchcraft: The Sabrina Recap Show Listen to Mattie’s other podcast THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dear-mattie-show/id902469568?mt=2 OR find him at the Dear Mattie Show Site.

RiverMales 90: Archie Gets In the Ring While the Show Gets Lost

Finally Finally Finally we get some MooKev moments, with that bittersweet ending! Also, Poodle goes into a very specific and graphic fantasy night with Sheriff Keller. Be prepared.  

RiverMales 89: Riverdale Finds It's Rainbow...FINALLY!

This episode was actually good! I mean we were shocked. It's been such a dry run this season but we loved the noir theme and we loved Josi singing Steven Sondheim!!! #WeAreGay Leave a review on Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/tv-tea-time-with-mattie-and-jake/id1211496705?mt=2 CHAT WITH US LIVE ON TVPARTY! Find us on the Socials: Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr  Twitter: @theMattMarr  Facebook: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit   Listen to our Sabrina podcast, called Bitchcraft. Netflix has us living for this show! Bitchcraft: The Sabrina Recap Show Listen to Mattie’s other podcast THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dear-mattie-show/id902469568?mt=2 OR find him at the Dear Mattie Show Site.

RiverMales 88: Hermione Shows Her Hand, Jughead & Betty are on the case, and Archie is still emo and annoying

Archie comes back to town and this crap show gets so much better. Don't worry--there were some coo coo ma goo moments, but we liked this so much more. Also we are reading some of your Apple podcast reviews and we have a medium who tells us that Jake has a spirit in his apartment!!!! Leave a review on Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/tv-tea-time-with-mattie-and-jake/id1211496705?mt=2 CHAT WITH US LIVE ON TVPARTY! Find us on the Socials: Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr  Twitter: @theMattMarr  Facebook: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit   Listen to our Sabrina podcast, called Bitchcraft. Netflix has us living for this show! Bitchcraft: The Sabrina Recap Show Listen to Mattie’s other podcast THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dear-mattie-show/id902469568?mt=2 OR find him at the Dear Mattie Show Site.

RiverMales 87: There's a New Villain in Riverdale...the SATS!

Matt Marr (@themattmarr) and Jake Anthony (@jakeitorfakeit) are two Southern Queens who adore watching some campy television. They also love any show with real hot guys. We didn't say this was a deep show, y'all. Join the "Sisters" from different misters, as they recap CW's RIVERDALE (with HOT ARCHIE), FX's FUED: BETTE AND JOAN (drag queen acting), and Logo's award-winning, FINDING PRINCE CHARMING. And by "award" we mean it's a hot train wreck of a show that attempts to be the Gay Bachelor. Yes, Jake and Mattie mock everything they watch, but at the same time...they can't stop watching! This show is gayer than Christmas morning in Judy Garland's living room. www.tvteatime.com And want to see Jake's face as he judges Mattie? You can also watch our podcast on our youtube channel: Youtube/talktomattmarr

RiverMales 92: Keeping Up with The Joneses...and Hot Girl Se...