S3Ep4: Justin. MF. Fields. Rejoice Bears Fans, Hope Has Arrived. Post-Draft Episode.

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This is the quarterback we Bears fans have been waiting for all of our lives. What was life even like before the Bears didn't have a franchise QB? Ryan Pace stuns the NFL world by trading up for JUSTIN FIELDS and changes the trajectory of the franchise. Justin Fields is a Chicago Bear. The boys still can't believe it and cannot wait to talk all about it. Plus, Chicago's draft was graded tops in the league by multiple experts. I never thought I'd type that sentence in my life. We'll chat about all the new members of the Bears, plus how the NFC North rivals stack up, especially given Aaron Rodgers lighting the Packers HQ aflame with his ultimatum. Can't trust that guy. Rick Feelsmen drops in from a new location. Does Dan have any ghost issues in his home after tempting fate? How was Bill's trip to Disney? Plus tons more on this reddest of hot Zero Doinks! 0:00 - 03:11 - sounds from the shocking draft day acquisition of the 11th pick and welcoming QB1 into our hearts (sound courtesy of ESPN, Fox Sports, chicagobears dot com, some karaoke version of Fields of Gold, Walt Disney World's Carousel of Progress) 03:12 - 04:18 - what's on tap tonight 04:19 - 39:53 - JUSTIN FIELDS IS A BEAR. Where were we. What was running through our minds. How was he still available. When will he start. How in love with him are we. 39:54 - 97:03 - The rest of the Bears draft. Pretty sweet OT, right? Bill's non-expert player comps for all draft picks. News from around the NFL, including Aaron Rodgers continuing to be a prickly bitch. What is Bill's comp for Dan? 97:04 - 105:07 - Hamm's N Bread (gambling segment). Resident gambling sharp Rick Feelsmen checks in while on a bike ride to give his very brief gambling advice. Dan paints quite the picture of Rick's personal life. 105:08 - 120:13 - B1G Minute. Did any Illini or Gophers get picked? Hilarious reporting on a Zach Wilson/PJ Fleck recruiting conversation. 120:14 - 122:32 - Hamm's N Ted (baseball segment). Cubs stink. White Sox keep getting injured. Who cares. 122:33 - 123:10 - Where can you follow us on the interwebs? 123:11 - 151:28 - Recapping Bill's trip to Disney. Was a turkey leg consumed? How creepy is the dad on Carousel of Progress? Those jamboree bears sure are randy, huh? How is the ghost situation going in Dan's newly-purchased home? 151:29 - 156:30 - Outro music, including the full-length version of the red hot new Zero Doinks tune, "Drafting Justin Fields is Gold" courtesy or Bill Doinks, music courtesy of karaoke version of Sting's "Fields of Gold" --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zerodoinks/support