Completely unrelated, my hands are really sticky from eating a cinnamon bagel so the keyboard is getting sticky and I know it'll piss Chad off later.

Wake Up with Chad Allen and Hannah

The First Person to Correctly Identify the Number of F Bombs We Dropped Wins $5

Welcome to the best morning you’ve ever had. Just add coffee, Frosted Flakes and an antidepressant while listening to this crap chute and you’re off to the races. Wake Up with Chad Allen and Hannah will make your sides hurt from laughing, or maybe indigestion. Either way, what a way to start your day, right? New material every Monday and Thursday or whenever the hell we feel like adding new content. You’re not the boss here. You can’t tell me what to do.

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