Comedy
Happy Halloween from Coffee Donuts and Fu*ked up Sh*t!!! The Monster Rash I was drinking one night, and looking for ass, So I came to a party with my werewolf mask, The music was groovy as I sipped from my flask, Then I reached in my wallet but couldn’t find no cash! Had to earn my pussy, so I turned on the class, Then I approached this vampire while stroking my stash, She started licking her lips in her assless chaps, She said hey there Wolfie, how bout I give you a rash! It was the monster rash It was an oozing gash She kept telling me “Relax!” That’s the last time I’ll smash Things were getting very steamy, and I felt a connection, My pants got all creamy, but I wasn’t wearing protection, When I pulled out, green goo poured out my erection, She started howling with laughter at my newfound infection! I was screaming in pain as me pee pee was burning When I streamed my main vein, it was like bloody butter churning, My cream poured like acid rain, my urethra kept hurting, And all I had to blame was my horny monster flirting!! It was the monster rash It came on like a flash How long will this past? I should’ve dressed like Slash I woke up in the morning and I tried to pee, but instead I started mourning and discharging dick cheese, I poured whiskey on my junk and tried to light it on fire, But nothing was working, the rash only grew higher! I went to the doctor and guess what he told me, He said your pee pee is broken, then some drugs he did sold me, I popped all the pills so my ding dong stopped stinging But even to this day, I can never stop singing! It was the monster rash All over my moustsche Like Crosby stills and Nash I don’t have long to last!