Comedy
Someone lit the Dan-signal, so ne'er-do-wells and shoddy takesmiths from around the wide world of sports are all looking over their shoulders tonight. Why, you ask? Because none other than our hero, Dan Himself, has taken it upon himself to fatally vanquish one terrible sports take with this episode. Unlike that coward Batman, when Dan Himself sets his eyes on a foe, that foe goes away for good. And that foe this week is any idiot thinking that tanking an NBA season is a good idea. Backed up with naught but a utility belt and cold hard facts, The Content King puts everyone on notice that there's a new sheriff in Take Town, and that sheriff is putting down anyone still espousing that tanking is a good idea in basketball.