Comedy
Tag Paid Go - EP 52: The Wolfman Diaries This episode I discuss a run in I had at a local diner. John Beyer will be filling in again as guest host. My featured song is called "Wolfman Diaries". Listen to past episodes and songs at: www.tagpaidgo.com Sign up for the newsletter - news.tagpaidgo.com ----more---- TRANSCRIPT Have you ever wanted to record a podcast like a pro? Wanna know what kind of mics I use? For all my podcasts I use the HiPro 3023 Gain Master Omni directional Microphonic Condenser. It’s the only mic with auto compression 2.0 built in for hi def recording. If you’re looking for something ON THE GO, try the MINI hipro 3021 Gain Master Omni Directional Microphonic Condenser and record ANYWHERE. Use the code MICROPHONIC CONDENSER to get 35% off your first order AND free shipping. Visit online today! The other day I was eating pancakes at this diner down the block when this wolfman comes in. I say wolfman but really he was just a very hairy faced guy who let his bear grow all the way to his eyes. He also had a very low burly voice so when he ordered breakfast EVERYONE around the diner could hear him. He sort of commanded attention. He ordered coffee with cream on the side. I got the last cream for the breakfast run BUT I don’t use cream so I offered the wolfman man mine. He was very appreciative. So much so that he just started telling me about his day. He delivers human organs. He said it was super stressful but also very fulfilling. I was intrigued. We talked for about an hour. We finally came to the end of our breakfast. Before parting, he said “if you ever need anything delivered, I’m your man.” I thought that was a tad out of place. And why is he mentioning it now. Out loud. In front of everyone, instead of before when we were talkin. But I nodded and said - ok - before making my way to the exit. He said “anything you need delivered. Anything. Call me. I nodded again. Anything, he said. I. can deliver. anything. Alright, I said. Take it easy. I can deliver anything. Anything you need. Anything. Big or small. Alive or..I stopped him there. Yeah. Cool. Alright..gotta go..I said. I’m just saying. Anything you need. I make deliveries. I. Can. Deliver. At this point the waitress was just staring at the both of us. I can tell she was trying to put 2 and 2 together to figure out what we had been talking about for the last hour. I realized this was going downhill REAL fast. He made one last attempt to convince me of his delivery skills and I interrupted him before he could finish. Tell red riding hood I said hi. Then I walked out the door. The diner went quiet. Wolfman was dumbfounded. Confused. The waitress sighed, rolled her eyes and went back to work. It wasn’t my best joke but it totally bought me enough time to make my escape. He was their problem now. I never saw that wolfman man there again. I imagine he’s in some OTHER diner drinking coffee. With cream on the side. Preparing to deliver a lung. Or a heart. Or maybe just a box of hootenanny. I mean who doesn’t love some good ol hootenanny, pre packaged and delivered to your doorstep. Beats a wingding any day. All that hootenanny talk has got me wantin to play a little number of my own. Sit back with a moonshine infused martini…or a MOONTINI as we like to call it down here and enjoy. This ones called Wolfman Diaries. Well that does it for this weeks episode of tag paid go. Tired of social media? subscribe to the newsletter at news.tagpaidgo.com for all the latest updates. If you’re not tired of social media, follow us on Instagram, Twitter and now Tik tok. Make sure to also listen to the latest SONGS on BANDCAMP. That’s tagpaidgo.BANDCAMP.com. I’d like to thank John Beyer for joining the show this week. What a great interview. Thanks to all you for listening in. Thanks for all the support you’ve given this last 52 shows. Everyone stay safe. Be kind to each other Till next time. Tag. Paid. Go.