In which Joe is Horny, Bertie is apathetic, and Em is done with it all.  

Books and Biscuits

Too Scandy to Handy

This episode was recorded just after the schools and businesses closed and before we were stuck together in our house for eternity. Besides that this episode has quite a lot of scandalous words and the chapters are a tad bit scandy as well. Chapters 26-31. P.S. Joe is still very horny. 

Jamaican Me Crazy

Another musical episode is here! Chapters 16-20 feature a surprising amount of singing, and an unsurprising about of horny comments from Joe. If you thought last week’s chapters were wild, just you wait...

Magnolia

This week on the podcast: Em and Bertie continue their trek through YOU, slogging their way through a marsh of weird sexual turn on’s, discussions of whinnying, and surprisingly relatable quotes from a not so relatable character. These chapters are a ride, so saddle up!

The Erotic Whinny

Join Em and Bertie as they continue their trek through YOU with chapters 6-10! Featuring several transformations into a musical podcast, definitive fanfiction ranking, and intense kink shaming of Joe Goldberg, the creepiest guy in New York.  *TW: brief mentions of pedophilia, and a general content warning for sexual themes and language within the book*

#cageisking

Today on the podcast: Em and Bertie begin their journey through Caroline Kepnes bestselling novel, YOU. Join our hosts as they explore new flirting techniques, terrible singing, and train pits! *tw: mentions of alcohol and sexual assault*

The Train Pit

Today on the podcast: Bertie and Em take a deep dive into the excerpt of The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, the Hunger Games prequel novel coming in May 2020. Join our hosts as they navigate hard to pronounce character names, disappointing depth, and timeline math! 

President Snow and a Start to Our Show

A podcast by two sisters, here to review your favorite books. With a side of biscuits of course.

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