 After a failed polyamorous marriage to a rich husband, comedian Kate Robards was left broke, single, and down to fuck. Not Killing It welcomes Kate to explore different kinds of relationships, bringing their experiences and hilarious stories to the surface. Later, they learn what kind of relationships different animals prefer. Lauzie pisses off her delivery man, while Ross “welcomes” a new role model into his life. PLEASE SUPPORT NOT KILLING IT BY SUBSCRIBING TO OUR PATREON Join the Not Killing It Facebook Group to share your hilarious fails with other listeners in a private, safe space. Follow us:  @rossisfunny, @lauzielen, @notkillingitpodcast Email the podcast with your funny stories and feelings of discontent at notkillingit@gmail.com. Technical Producer: Phill Bowen

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We Try Different Relationships (ft. Kate Robards)

After a wonderful journey, Ross and Lauzie look back at what they’ve learned and their time on the show as it comes to a close — while giving thanks to all the listeners and people who made doing the show possible. PLEASE SUPPORT NOT KILLING IT BY SUBSCRIBING TO OUR PATREON Join the Not Killing It Facebook Group to share your hilarious fails with other listeners in a private, safe space. Follow us:  @rossisfunny, @lauzielen, @notkillingitpodcast, @phillbowen

We Killed It (Final Episode)

Shane O'Neill (New York Times, UCB) joins the show to talk about the cultural weight of turning 30, leaving your past life behind, and dealing with the intermixing of his comedy and professional worlds. Lauzie sets incorrect goals on her vision board, and Ross' new coworkers find out about the show. Later, the gang challenges Shane to see if he can identify the difference between real news headlines, comedy headlines, or comedy headlines that became news headlines. PLEASE SUPPORT NOT KILLING IT BY SUBSCRIBING TO OUR PATREON Join the Not Killing It Facebook Group to share your hilarious fails with other listeners in a private, safe space. Follow us:  @rossisfunny, @lauzielen, @notkillingitpodcast Email the podcast with your funny stories and feelings of discontent at notkillingit@gmail.com. Technical Producer: Phill Bowen

We Vision Board Incorrectly And Our Coworkers Discover The Show (ft. Shane O'Neill)

Lauzie has a sudden medical emergency on her way to work, while Ross won’t let good food go to waste as he packs on pounds. Comedian Casey Jost (@caseyjost, Impractical Jokers, UCB) joins the show to discuss trying to stay healthy when everyone around you let’s themselves go, navigating the comedy system and deciding your goals, and how to look at the bright-side amidst constant rejection.. Later, the gang asks Casey what he was willing to do in his 20s that he’s no longer willing in his 30s. PLEASE SUPPORT NOT KILLING IT BY SUBSCRIBING TO OUR PATREON Join the Not Killing It Facebook Group to share your hilarious fails with other listeners in a private, safe space. Follow us:  @rossisfunny, @lauzielen, @notkillingitpodcast Email the podcast with your funny stories and feelings of discontent at notkillingit@gmail.com. Technical Producer: Phill Bowen

We Dumpster Dive And Get Taken To The Hospital (ft. Casey Jost)

Not Killing It welcomes MTV Host and Producer Mike Kelton to the show, to talk about being branded as a ‘Drag Queen Producer’ by the industry, jerking off while driving, and being the least cool kid on the set of Difficult People. Lauzie gets cockblocked by her own vibrator, and Ross gets a bitter taste of the job offer process. Later, the gang reveals the craziest things they’ve done for love.P PLEASE SUPPORT NOT KILLING IT BY SUBSCRIBING TO OUR PATREON Join the Not Killing It Facebook Group to share your hilarious fails with other listeners in a private, safe space. Follow us:  @rossisfunny, @lauzielen, @notkillingitpodcast Email the podcast with your funny stories and feelings of discontent at notkillingit@gmail.com. Technical Producer: Phill Bowen

We Over-Negotiate And Get Cockblocked By Our Vibrators (ft. Mike Kelton)

 Remy Kassimir of the How Cum Podcast joins the show to help the gang through their Not Killing Its, while the gang reveals their  Miscumceptions -- sex stuff they were totally wrong about as kids. Ross gets smacked by reality by two loved ones as he deals with unprofessional people on his job search, and prepares to take a terrible job just to have something. Lauzie gets confused for being part of a vigil due to her kleptomanic tendencies -- and reveals startlingly poor financial habits.  PLEASE SUPPORT NOT KILLING IT BY SUBSCRIBING TO OUR PATREON Join the Not Killing It Facebook Group to share your hilarious fails with other listeners in a private, safe space. Follow us:  @rossisfunny, @lauzielen, @notkillingitpodcast Email the podcast with your funny stories and feelings of discontent at notkillingit@gmail.com. Technical Producer: Phill Bowen

We Get Smacked By Reality, Steal Sh*t, & Cum (ft. Remy Kassimir)

Ross and Lauzie experience Not Killing Its that are Nasty AF this week, and Native American Queer Comedian Tai Leclaire joins them to share his experiences and advice — including time management in an adult relationship, getting different headphones for different workplaces,  and what you need in your murse if you have to conceal the prior night’s jizz before going into work. Tai shares his experience manifesting something that he wanted only to have it turn to shit. Later, the gang tries to answer... Too Gay, or Not Too Gay.   PLEASE SUPPORT NOT KILLING IT BY SUBSCRIBING TO OUR PATREON Join the Not Killing It Facebook Group to share your hilarious fails with other listeners in a private, safe space. Follow us:  @rossisfunny, @lauzielen, @notkillingitpodcast Email the podcast with your funny stories and feelings of discontent at notkillingit@gmail.com. Technical Producer: Phill Bowen

We Get Shown Our Earwax and Fuck Uber Drivers (ft. Tai LeClair)

In the Season 2 premiere, Emmy-Award Winning Director of Photography Nick Neofitidis joins the Not Killing It gang to help Ross and Lauzie share his experiences related to their failures. Ross experiences a true New York Not Killing It that sees his manifestations go to shit, being denied something he wanted, and experience a VERY weird encounter with a stranger. Lauzie finds herself stranded without money, afraid of taking responsibility for her actions, and receives stuff for free — out of pity.  PLEASE SUPPORT NOT KILLING IT BY SUBSCRIBING TO OUR PATREON Join the Not Killing It Facebook Group to share your hilarious fails with other listeners in a private, safe space. Follow us:  @rossisfunny, @lauzielen, @notkillingitpodcast Email the podcast with your funny stories and feelings of discontent at notkillingit@gmail.com. Technical Producer: Phill Bowen

We Lose Our Credit Cards and Cash (ft. Emmy-Award Winning DP Nick Neofitidis)

NYC-based Drag Queen Pixie Aventura (Cesar Villavicencio) dishes all about the drag process. The gang covers what went into picking her drag name, whether she feels safe walking around New York City in drag, and how she replenishes the ability to give out positive energy when she doesn’t feel like it — plus tucking and more. Lauzie deals with the fallout of a sunburn, while Ross experiences a bout of depression that affects his ability to work.  PLEASE SUPPORT NOT KILLING IT BY SUBSCRIBING TO OUR PATREON Join the Not Killing It Facebook Group to share your hilarious fails with other listeners in a private, safe space. Follow us:  @rossisfunny, @lauzielen, @notkillingitpodcast Email the podcast with your funny stories and feelings of discontent at notkillingit@gmail.com. Technical Producer: Phill Bowen

We Are Drag Queens (ft. Pixie Aventura)

 What does someone learn a year after being a new mother — while running as a production company? Producer and Actress Lindsay-Elizabeth Hand dishes with Not Killing It on everything from how to feed your nipple to a newborn, what she discovered while running a business, and blows our minds with the term “genital identity”. Lauzie gets called out and insulted — in a major public area, while we’re severely questioning how Ross has made it this far as an adult. Featuring a Not Killing It apology tour from a listener, while the gang ends up channeling their babyhood in the competition “Back to Baby”. PLEASE SUPPORT NOT KILLING IT BY SUBSCRIBING TO OUR PATREON Join the Not Killing It Facebook Group to share your hilarious fails with other listeners in a private, safe space. Follow us:  @rossisfunny, @lauzielen, @notkillingitpodcast Email the podcast with your funny stories and feelings of discontent at notkillingit@gmail.com. Technical Producer: Phill Bowen

We Become New Mothers (ft. Lindsay-Elizabeth Hand)

Ross disappoints his grandfather, Lauzie flirts with skin cancer, and a listener gets cockblocked by something very peculiar. The gang discusses the omnipresence of a Chinese dance cult, and checks up on Lauzie’s handwashing intervention. Advertising Strategy Director Gregory Phillip Hyde joins the show to discuss why we see advertisements when we see them, whether or not advertisers have boundaries or political agendas, and his thoughts on brands using social justice. Later, Lauzie and Ross deliver some commercials in their own special, unique way. PLEASE SUPPORT NOT KILLING IT BY SUBSCRIBING TO OUR PATREON Join the Not Killing It Facebook Group to share your hilarious fails with other listeners in a private, safe space. Follow us:  @rossisfunny, @lauzielen, @notkillingitpodcast Email the podcast with your funny stories and feelings of discontent at notkillingit@gmail.com. Technical Producer: Phill Bowen

We Feel Consumed By Ads (ft. Ad. Director Gregory Phillip Hyde)

Hilarious, inspiring, and strong, comedian Shauna Lane opens up on Not Killing It about her battle with breast cancer. She dives in to "coming out" about the diagnosis, what chemotherapy is really like, and the effect it had on her relationships. Lauzie reveals how Not Killing It is impacting her personal life, while Ross can't even send the easiest piece of mail. The gang discovers a new phrase to say to yourself before the start of every day, and learns some Facts of Crabs. At the end, Ross and Phill stage a surprise, much-needed intervention for Lauzie. PLEASE SUPPORT NOT KILLING IT BY SUBSCRIBING TO OUR PATREON Join the Not Killing It Facebook Group to share your hilarious fails with other listeners in a private, safe space. Follow us:  @rossisfunny, @lauzielen, @notkillingitpodcast Email the podcast with your funny stories and feelings of discontent at notkillingit@gmail.com. Technical Producer: Phill Bowen

We Battle Cancer (ft. Shauna Lane)

 Fashion Designer, Porn Octagon, and Queer Activist...is there anything adult star Boomer Banks can’t do? Not Killing It welcomes the mogul to discuss how he got his start in the entertainment industry, what a porn set is really like, and the responsibility he feels toward queer youth. The gang talks about gay porn vs. straight porn, what it’s like to be objectified, and whether having a massive penis is all it’s cracked up to be. Lauzie’s Not Killing It leaves us very concerned for horses, while Ross is spotted “crying” around Hell’s Kitchen. At the end, Ross and Lauzie get christened with porn names...they may regret. PLEASE SUPPORT NOT KILLING IT BY SUBSCRIBING TO OUR PATREON Join the Not Killing It Facebook Group to share your hilarious fails with other listeners in a private, safe space. Follow us:  @rossisfunny, @lauzielen, @notkillingitpodcast Email the podcast with your funny stories and feelings of discontent at notkillingit@gmail.com. Technical Producer: Phill Bowen

We Perform Gay Porn (ft. Boomer Banks)

 Odd jobs are what life is all about for struggling 20somethings, and Not Killing It welcomes comedian Caroline Castro to reminisce on some of our most memorable experiences while doing them. The gang talks about the stigma of being on unemployment benefits, Caroline’s “intern” experience at a mega-church cult, and fun facts about employment. Lauzie basically assaults a total stranger, while Ross reflects on how his life has changed in the last two months — along with a surprise revelation.    PLEASE SUPPORT NOT KILLING IT BY SUBSCRIBING TO OUR PATREON Join the Not Killing It Facebook Group to share your hilarious fails with other listeners in a private, safe space. Follow us @rossisfunny, @lauzielen, @notkillingitpodcast. Email the podcast with your funny stories and feelings of discontent at notkillingit@gmail.com. Technical Producer: Phill Bowen

We Do Odd Jobs (ft. Caroline Castro)

We are inundated with news -- and sick and tired of navigating it. Fortunately, Emmy-nominated broadcast journalist and producer Shoshana Guy is here to help us with navigating a 24/7 media environment, the responsibility of a news outlet vs. a consumer, and give guidelines to determine whether a source should be trusted. Ross feels like a bad friend at a bestie's birthday party, Lauzie realizes she's been dealing with a problem at work for 4-and-a-half years. The gang discuss how our tolerance for discomfort goes down as we get older, and the differences between the the news workplace...and the comedy workplace. Check out our Instagram for a list of Shoshana's recommended sources for a variety of topics.   PLEASE SUPPORT NOT KILLING IT BY SUBSCRIBING TO OUR PATREON Join the Not Killing It Facebook Group to share your hilarious fails with other listeners in a private, safe space. Follow us @rossisfunny, @lauzielen, @notkillingitpodcast. Email the podcast with your funny stories and feelings of discontent at notkillingit@gmail.com. Technical Producer: Phill Bowen

We Find The News EXHAUSTING (ft. Shoshana Guy)

Ross and Lauzie are leaving their 20s and NOT killing it. This self-help/self-deprecating comedy podcast sees two fuckups explore the lowlights and heartbreaks of their 20s with wit and candor, all while learning how to better their situation along the way. If you’ve ever felt like you’ve acquired a decade’s worth of wisdom with little to show for it, come listen to the anti-Ted Talk that is Not Killing It.