When is the end coming? Who knows. Is it soon? Probably. We found a giant list of folks that really wanted you to believe that the apocalypse was coming on a specific day for a very specific reason. Mostly Jesus. These people were wrong and it's hilarious.We also talk about trashy bumper stickers, Americans being chased out of Canada and we give a impromptu PSA about wearing your mask.

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We're Doomed | Episode 22 | Failed Doomsday Prophets: "The Slope Has Been Slippery"

In this episode we are joined by Mark Debonis, standup comic and comedy writer, to chat about aliens interacting with humans, the dangers of water and getting through the tough times. Be sure to check out Mark's new comedy album "Minutiae" and his podcast "My First Trek".

We're Doomed | Episode 35 | Mark Debonis: "Brunch is for Aliens"

Society is ready to unplug, wait 10 seconds, and then plug in again. It's the Great Reset! We don't know what's in store for us but we did our best to discuss what's happening with reset. We also talk about different survival scenarios, water wars and how to make Tyler's patented smoked hickory water. We finish off the episode with another great segment from the Field Guide to Extraterrestrials (now with intro music). 

We're Doomed | Episode 34 | The Great Reset: "Tyler's Smoked Hickory Flavoured Water"

The boys are back in town (in the basement)! It's our first in person podcast since March and it feels... Risky. On this episode Brandon gets real hard in the pants talking about all the latest UFO news and theories floating around. We also chat about genetically smarter monkeys, Israeli Space Defence Minister talking aliens and a great sketch about birds to kick it all off.

We're Doomed | Episode 33 | UFOs: "Looks Like a Menstrual Cup"

This ain't BBQ season! We start off the podcast by roasting the BBQ Clown of Etobicoke before jumping into our main topic of Household Toxins. We're surrounded by chemicals all day long and it's slowly killing us, but as long as everything smells nice its fine.We also chat about the bizarre metal monolith in the Utah desert and Pizza Hut's delivery to the ISS. 

We're Doomed | Episode 32 | Household Toxins: "People Licking Walls"

Here's a fun one! We discuss the wonderful world of Zombies and the possibilities of a REAL zombie apocalypse. We also discuss the fear of needles, the weird idea of Santa Claus and Alien Mantis Men.

We're Doomed | Episode 31 | Zombies: "Drink Santa's Piss"

This is a FUN episode! We start with a little sketch off the top before getting into the Presidential Election, Yoga, A Medieval Murder in Quebec and our main topic "Plastic". It's everywhere and it sucks. We also manage to create a song from a missed connection. 

We're Doomed | Episode 30 | Plastic: "Time Cop is a Good Movie"

We've got another mix bag of topics and stories on this week's episode. We talk about Walmart fires, retirement in the year 2053 and Tyler's exciting car chase through the countryside. Also two stories about aliens and NASA making a moon announcement. 

We're Doomed | Episode 29 | Retirement 2053: "Toilet Paper is the Most Flammable Aisle at Walmart"

Humans worry too much about the garbage on our planet and not enough about the garbage on space. Today we explore the Kessler Syndrome theory and the many disastrous events that it may cause. We also talk about personal encounters with dangerous animals, a man floating on a garbage island and how sharks want to destroy the internet. 

We're Doomed | Episode 28 | The Kessler Syndrome: "Garbage Island in Space"

Most people would consider us just a couple of Fun Guys but after today's episode we might be considered simply as a 'Fungi'. That was dumb. Our connections with mushrooms and other fungi has mostly been a positive journey but that's not why we are here today. There is killer fungi out there and it's coming for you!We also talk about Trump's positive COVID test, A glitch in the Matrix and a few good psychedelic tales from Brandon's personal experiences.

We're Doomed | Episode 27 | Killer Fungi: "Suck Trump's Magic Toads"

With everything going on in the world we couldn't decide on a main topic so we brought a mix bag of doom in this episode. We talk about Staying Calm, Nikola Tesla was from Venus, Gender Reveal Parties and The Best Way to BBQ a Billionaire. I think we might be losing our minds just a wee bit.

We're Doomed | Episode 26 | Mixed Bag: "Billionaire BBQ"

Are we in a simulation? Probably. We wanted to know why it is so possible to be living in a simulated reality so we went down the worm hole for a while and discovered the mind-blowing theories behind Simulations. We also discuss evasive rare birds and mushroom hunting.

We're Doomed | Episode 25 | Simulation Theory: "Unlimited Computing Power!"

We are joined again by one of our favourite guests Danny Mendlow. A man of many talents, many insights and many cats. We discuss the terrifying idea of a third world war, who's going to start it and how it's all going down.We also talk about the confusing world of QAnon and all of the dangerous animals Danny lives close to.

We're Doomed | Episode 24 | World War 3 with Danny Mendlow: "Let The Giant Robots Do The Fighting"

We took a 2 week break and came back to discover we are all still doomed. Our main topic tonight covers UFOs (of course) and the recent news about recovered crafts from another world. We also attempt to talk about nuclear fusion, the Beirut explosion and a man with a penis growing on his arm. Sorry for the audio quality. Tyler is hot and needs a fan to cool his body.

We're Doomed | Episode 23 | UFO Crash Retrievals: "Pineapple Nuclear Fusion"

I hope you're all wearing your mask for this episode because things are going to get dusty (oh, and there is still a virus). The dust bowl was a disastrous event in "the dirty 30s" and has the potential to happen again if things keep drying up. The dust storms are coming!We also talk about the giant Saharan dust cloud, people that can't swim and a horny gamer trying to sue Twitch for $25 million. The world is a scary place and we're all doomed.

We're Doomed | Episode 21 | The Dust Bowl: "Godzilla Dust Storm, Why The Fuck Not?!"

Comedian's Brandon MacIntosh and Tyler Shazma dive deep into your existential fears of the end of the world with uneducated opinions and hilarious commentary.

We're Doomed | Episode 22 | Failed Doomsday Prophets: "The S...