Well, as with most good things, it had to come to an end sometime. Sophie has to leave the country and so the podcast is going to have take a sabbatical. Join us in what we will call the season finale (stay tuned for season 2 in the future maybe?), where we try to answer burning questions from our listeners! Thank you to everyone who has listened to any of our episodes so far, it means the absolute world to us both, we honestly didn't think anyone other than our mams would bother to tune in!

Absolutely Pants

The Grand Finale

After a bit of a hiatus (because we are useless) we are back with another silly silly episode. We quiz each other on some hot topics and realise that we are both in fact completely stupid.

Quiztina Aguilera

Frankly, we have had enough of Miss Rona ruining our fun, so we've decided as with most of our problems, to just ignore it for the sake of the podcast. We talk about other IMPORTANT things that are going on in the world right now, such as Jersey Shore and old men on dating apps.

Anti-rona Cast

We're baaaaack, in the midst of a pandemic. We talk about our questionable health, love life (or lack there of) and what's going on in 2020.

Corona-Cast

We get drunk... a lot... and ridiculous things happen when we do. On this week's podcast we discuss some of our silly drunken antics in our first edition of UTI: Under the Influence.

UTI: Part 1

This week we were really lacking in content and so, because we are basic white girls, we just talked about our horoscopes instead. Eliza is also available for birth chart making and general hippy dippy nonsense if anyone is looking for that sort of thing.

Is Mercury In Retrograde?

This is our extremely tragic Valentine's Day special. From making out at 10, dating cousins and running away from all the boys- ever.

Valentine's Day Tragedies

We dive into the honestly gross world of online dating and let you know exactly why men ain't shit.

Tinder Tales

If you can get past the first 2 minutes of terrible audio, you might just find out a little bit about us. Nothing particularly useful but could come in handy if you ever find yourself at a Sophie and Eliza themed trivia night.

Who The Bloody Hell Are We?

We dive into some of our best childhood memories and give a little insight on why we are the way we are. We've got everything from entrepreneurship, hair cuts and even ballroom dancing.

Our Feral Childhood

We catch up on our week, go full Karen over a facial and let everyone know why you shouldn't live with your best friend.

Pants vs. Trousers

We don't know what we're doing yet but we decided to document the year of the shit show. 2019 was the year we met and you'll hear all about it this episode.

Our Year in Review 2019

Have you ever wondered what is going on inside a 23 year old woman's brain? Cool, us too. We're just two girls just trying to figure it all out while living in each others pocket.