Candy Crush Controls Our Lives
A completely made up theory about how candy crush is used as a tool by those who control us, and how it led to the deaths of a handful of Bolivians in...
Zuckerberg's War On Comedy
I have a theory that Zuckerberg deliberately stopped things being funny to increase his cash pile. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/alf...
Predicting The Future
Can you ever truly know what is going to happen in the future? Who knows more, a horse-racing expert of a clairvoyant? --- Send in a voice message: h...
I Was Born With A Chip In My Brain
Some absolute silliness this week as promised. What are the petty advantages of letting a corporation insert a microchip in your brain? --- Send in a...
What Is The Best Time To Die
It's not as morbid as it sounds... I promise! This week, we look at the best time to die. I predict the date of my own death, work out the best age to...
Film Allegories
Sorry I missed you last week! I'm back now. C/W - abuse This week there has been some decent internet content about how The Matrix is an allegory for...
An Actual Conspiracy
A story about how listening to a coffee shop conversation led me to a conspiracy about Donald Trump's current presidential tactics. --- Send in a voic...
Why You Can't Live In A Computer
I've mentioned this before but it deserves a whole episode. It's a discussion about the logical nightmares of creating a computerised copy of your own...
How To Get Lucky
Does luck exist? Yes. How can people use their relationship with their own emotions to create luck? Easy. Just listen. --- Send in a voice message: ht...