Sausage, Relish, Banana Pepper, Tomato, Onion, Mustard, Sauerkraut, Cole Slaw, Bun, Beef, Hamburger, CHICAGO Come enjoy some poetry with Fancy Octopus...

WE FINALLY GO CAMPING. Come pitch some tents we FancyOctopus, ToxicGold, and Jake as we read some more "Of Yokai and Hopeless Romantics" by Pewternatu...

The paint cracks on my baby blue wall. Chips fall upon me as I frown. "Babe hows the room coming along?" I here my wife call to me. "Going great, just...

I wobble up the hill, stumbling every few steps from the shackles around my ankles. Legionnaires surround me but none of them are willing to look me i...

I trip over bramble wires and gash open my good knee. "Crap" I mutter to myself as I get up to limp through the abandoned IKEA. I had to keep moving. ...

A Golden Transgression has stepped forth into the sacrificial pit. He removes his hood and looks up at us. We understand his loss and he understands i...

The robotic eye stares me down coldly. Its pupil an unwavering void reminding me that I am being watched. I will never escape my prison of city blocks...

Mommy always brings me my chicken nuggies. I need them to grow big and strong so I can become the ultimate gamer! Call of Duty, Halo, HAH mere child's...

I awake in the plane of darkness. I attempt to speak but I have no voice. My mouth begins patching over leaving a smooth flesh patch where my lips onc...

Who doesn't love a good prank? Oh when I replace my partners contact solution with vinegar it was quite a laugh HAH. Sure they won't talk to me and th...