Champagne Tuesday

Ep. 62: Hangovers & Salted Vaginas

Dear Mommy, I still can’t believe it took us this long to do a margarita. We must really be slackin’ but at least through all this we discovered what we’ll watch on our next movie night. Love, Bree

Ep. 61: Margarita & The Only Flavor of Doritos

Dear Bree, I’m so glad I’m back and that we could enjoy one of my favorite drinks together. Thanks for holding down the fort last week. Maybe I’ll reward you with a trip to see everyone’s favorite curmudgeon in New Orleans. Love, Mommy

Ep. 60: Grasshopper & The Big Bang Theory

Dear Mommy, I’m sorry you didn’t feel well this week. On the bright side, it gave our audience the chance for seven minutes of unadulterated me. It definitely wasn’t awkward at all. And…uh…yeah, Bree

Ep. 58.5: Virgin Drinks & Talking to Yourself

Dear Mommy, The universe loving you really worked out for me. Especially since it lead to us drinking a beer I’m actually perfectly okay with! I’m only a year and two months from being able to drink it at Grant’s Farm. Love, Bree

Ep. 58: Anheuser-Busch & The Justin Scale

Dear Bree, If you had just told me I could have saved you from having to watch Dumbo. At least there were no racist birds in this one. There was still a sad elephant though so was it really worth it? Love, Mommy

Ep. 57: Irish Coffee & A Merriam-Webster Rabbit Hole

Dear Mommy, I love when you don’t like a drink. It always ends so well for me. At least we can both agree that the history of this drink is really interesting, even if it’s not true. Love, Bree

Ep. 56: Manhattan & Soft-Core Horror

Dear Bree, It’s comforting as a mother to know that we found a drink that helps you drink responsibly. However, it’s even more comforting to know that the Mars Rover didn’t say that sad, sad thing. Love, Mommy

Ep. 55: Angostura Bitters & Cabbage Patch Kids

Dear Mommy, The Amaretto Sour was very good and I am happy that you now have the ingredients for your favorite drink in the house. Hopefully no one who listens to the pod likes Trainspotting or this will be a hard episode to listen to…but they should anyway. Love, Bree

Ep. 54: Amaretto Sour & A Dog Named Casey

Dear Mommy, It’s not that funny that I didn’t know how to spell Mick Jagger. I’m really gonna get you back next episode. Just you wait. Love, Bree

Ep. 53: Tequila Sunrise & Peeing in Public

Dear Bree, Thank you for this exciting special episode on Prohibition! To think, without you I would never have known about wine bricks. What a loss that would have been. Love, Mommy

Ep. 52: Prohibition & Not Being Left-Handed

Dear Mommy, Thank you for allowing to make this very special ASMR episode in which we do ASMR for less than a minute of the total run time. Also, I’m happy you found a new hobby. Love, Bree

Ep. 51: Rob Roy & Hooker Tips

Dear Bree, The fact that you have never seen Indiana Jones causes me shame that is only tempered by this good, good beverage. Love, Mommy

Ep. 50: Mojito & Young Harrison Ford

Dear Bree, Words cannot express how pleased I am that that cab driver didn’t kidnap you and harvest your organs. He was probably afraid of your father, which is reasonable. Love, Mommy

Ep. 49: Gold Rush & the Salmon Hole You Just Created

Dear Mommy, I am so happy Matt could join us. It’s a really good thing we didn’t accidentally send him into anaphylactic shock. Especially since he brought us presents. Love, Bree