Tom Cruise Booze Cruise. John Holmes VHS Nightdrive By Perturbator. Scientology Awards Ceremony. How many children can you kill in a deathmatch? Midget Deathmatches. Hobo Lice Fights. Midget Mafia. Gay Mafia. Lisa Frank Nightmare. Another visit from Doctor Cocknballs the Erotic Sea Org Deckhand and Erotic Cryptid Hunter.  Happy Harry Hard-On's Hazmat Whores. Billy Bob Boston's Boys in Bubbles. Edgar turns into a weeaboo. Holly wants everyone to commit suicide. Pauley Porticini's Drive thru Suicide Parlor. Edgar infects us with the Corona Virus. Dan solicits the audience to be his JO Buddy. The gang discusses scissoring. Edgars Mom is gang affiliated because she's Mexican and his dad sold cocaine. Edgar starts talking about train riders he knew because he's drunk on cheap boxes of white zinfindel. Dan's idea for a novel where he admits to a series of unsolved crimes he didn't actually commit. Edgar hates Brandon for being a cuck. Dan and Holly cut a wrestling promo on Brandon. Brandon's feet look like red onions someone took a cheese grater to and they smell like limburgher. Dan finds a way to get away with saying the n-word by quoting racists to show how racist they are. I Found that Essence Rare by Gang of Four. Brandon responds to Edgar. Advice to Redditors.

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Tom Cruise Booze Cruise

Newscaster pandemic sketch. Commercials - Greg Ghiradelli's Gadfly Guy's Grill and Postmates Plague Doctor Masks. The End of Radio by Shellac. Dan and Edgar join the mauraders. A demon convinces drunk Edgar that he will shit fabulous jewels. 10 vs 10 State by State Kumite Tournament. Due to social distancing we have nothing to talk about but Netflix documentaries. Advice to redditors. How will the world end? Holly and Edgar interview Dr. Cocknballs the Erotic Big Game Hunter. Virus (Instrumental) by Deltron 3030.

Doctor Cocknballs Erotic Ape Sanctuary

This one is pretty gay, even though it's our 25th episode.

Gay Hollys from Outer Space

Our employers Gary Carlton and Anika Olajimbo hired a man to replace Edgar, named "Better Edgar." When he joins Dan and Holly his true identity is revealed as the God Emperor Rat Bastard, who disguised himself in a sombrero and pancho. Rat has returned to seek vengence. By the God Emperor's decree, ChongaTron's format is changed to a comedic advice show... Even though Rat wants to castrate Dan, the gang agrees he is still better than Edgar.Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Any depiction of a person or intellectual property used is either incidental or done for the purposes of parody.

Emperor Rat Bastard Presents: Pump up the Tron

This is some embarassing shit that we don't condone or excuse. Sucks to be Holly right now. Somebody goes to jail for real this time boys.Let us know what you think.chongatronpodcast@gmail.comTwitter: @chongatron

Super ChongaTron 2 [Turbo Edition]

Dan and Holly hold an intervention for Edgar about his obsession with bad word. wrong-think no-no talk.Then Edgar accidentally invokes the name of Rat Bastard. Who rises from the dead in search of vengence on all of Chonga.

ChongaTron Vs MechaChongaTron

In this episode of Chongatron, Dan and Holly are joined by a special guest. Today we talked with a deeply closeted homosexual man who is married, with kids. Listen to him explain the toll it takes on a man's soul to live a lie. Hear his stories of lying and hiding his true self away from his wife and children. Ladies and Gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to this week's guest, Edgar.

Chongatron Forever forever Chonga N#$$@

Things reach a dramatic turning point when Dan forces Edgar to record the podcast at gunpoint. He's unclear on who his real family is, and where his priorities lie. He needs a readjustment before full measures have to be taken. A final solution to our problems is always on the table. No loose ends. ChongaTron declares a gang war on other local podcasts. Holly and Edgar share their lucid sex dreams, which includes one of them running from a murderer and the other being Gaston from Beauty and the Beast. The Video Vigilante can suck Dan's dick for $20. The group discuss how Holly's big vagina compares to Elon Musk's colonization of space, and James Cameron's bathyscape adventures. Includes paid promotion from fake Italian businesses.

Chonga Tron Legacy

Yo dawg. The peeps chug 40s of OE and Coors and babble incoherently about pulling jack moves on some mark ass busters. Checkin fools street cred. YOLO style. That's the cool lingo now days, right? I'm just like you, my fellow high schoolers, just a hep cat trying to score some diggity dank reefers. Just another gangsta tryin to chillaxe with my homey and my bae. It gets real beefy on this episode you little pissbitch.After the episode Edgar stumbled into the middle of our street and pissed in front of our neighbors.Twitter: @chongatronchongatronpodcast@gmail.comCashapp: hp4420

CT3: Rise of the Musleems

Once upon a Christmas Eve, lil seven year old Danny passed out on the couch, waiting for Santa. But Danny had a plan. He'd taken a butcher knife from the kitchen of his new step father's mother's house, hiding it under the couch for when the house was invaded by a foreign entity with godlike powers. If Santa was real, Danny didn't like the surveilance. He didn't appreciate home invasions, and he'd heard if a stranger breaks into your house, then killing them is not legally murder. So when Santa came down the chimney, he'd get stuck until he dropped, and Dan would be made for life. He'd gain enough money from selling Santa's toys to buy a small country. When his step father's dad walked in and placed presents around the tree, Danny pretended to sleep, and one single tear rolled down his little cheek, as he knew he was cursed to live of relative poverty, and obscurity in a world that he despised. He knew from that day forward that the American dream, of striking it rich while doing very little was a lie.When lil Danny's new Grandmother found the knife under the couch at the next family get together, she mentioned this to him. She said she wouldn't dare even speak of what she found under her couch. He denied everything. It's no wonder she never liked him.Twitter: @chongatronchongatronpodcast@gmail.comCashapp: hp4420 

Edgar Saves Christmas

Hey there Vern. It's me, Edgar. Edgar P. Worrell: Electroman. Twitter: @chongatronchongatronpodcast@gmail.comCashapp: hp4420

Edgar Goes to Jail

This one is tight as fuck...It's the one with the Ed Talks bit, which is Ted Talks for the differently abled.Twitter: @chongatronchongatronpodcast@gmail.comCashapp: hp4420 

ChongaTron 2: The Human Tornado

But the s is a dollar sign, for all the money this sequel will make.Starring: Dan and Holly. Introducing Brandon.This week stars Brandon, a cold blooded alcoholic murderer. Listen as he recounts in gristly details his lust for killing anyone unlucky enough to share his name.Can Dan and Holly survive 80 minutes alone with this monster?Twitter: @chongatronchongatronpodcast@gmail.comCashapp: hp4420

ChongaTrons and the S is a $

MORE THAN 150 MILLION COPIES SOLD WORLDWIDE Look for Holly's passionate new love story, Chongatron: Dark Fate, available now.When literature student Edgar goes to interview young entrepreneur Dan, he encounters a man who is beautiful, brilliant, and intimidating. The unworldly, innocent Edgar is startled to realize he wants this man and, despite his enigmatic reserve, finds he is desperate to get close to him. Unable to resist Edgar's quiet beauty, wit, and independent spirit, Dan admits he wants him, too—but on his own terms. Shocked yet thrilled by Dan's singular erotic tastes, Edgar, the dumb beaner, hesitates. For all the trappings of success—his multinational businesses, his vast wealth, his loving family—Dan is a man tormented by demons and consumed by the need to control. When the couple embarks on a daring, passionately physical affair, Edgar discovers Danny's secrets and explores his own dark desires.This book is intended for mature audiences.Twitter: @chongatronchongatronpodcast@gmail.comCashapp: hp4420 

ChongaTron: Dark Fate

We were gone. Two of us were in New Orleans. One of us was in the hospital. The other one was a drunk lazy Mexican. But we're back.Our mothers couldn't kill us. Our father's couldn't kill us. Our own hearts couldn't kill us. None of you fuckers could kill us. Not for lack of trying though. Chongatron is immortal. Chongatron is gay. Chongatron in eternal. Chongatron is forever. Long live Chongatron.Twitter: @chongatronchongatronpodcast@gmail.comCashapp: hp4420

ChongaTron 2: High Voltage

ChongaTron is made up of 3 idiots attempting to make a comedy podcast. Listen to their adventures as they publicly meltdown, their relationships crumble, and they wind up jobless, & blacklisted.

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