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Choose Your News - Ep. 31

Mules, clowns, and elder copulation (the most gentile way I could think to write it.) Geezers bonin'. There you go.
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Choose Your News - Ep. 30

A high clown detonates a poop bomb in his neighbor's car, a stupid clown tries to stuff his drawers with steak, and a stuffed clown scares the stuffin...
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Choose Your News - Ep. 29

This episode is so hot you'll have a neverending boner, your toilet will explode, and then we'll send you an exorbitant fine.
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Choose Your News - Ep. 28

E.T. insurance phones home, one man's severed penis is now a bone alone, and delivery person behavior you won't condone and disown.
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Choose Your News - Ep. 27

Alligators get past their would-be captors, a Georgia family passes on a marijuana cake, and passed gas leads to jailtime.
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Choose Your News - Ep. 22

Don't Google today's topics unless you want to be on an FBI watch list. We've got elderly sex parties, hot bovine makeout sessions and a huge snake in...
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