20 | I Believe Him, He's a Man-a-God (Sports Are the Root of Every Great Social Schism)
Hold your breaths: it’s episode twenty (thousand) leagues under the sea! THIS episode finds Charlie learning the art of fencing while Ari confronts hi...
Chuck and Aardvark V.S. the Galaxy
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Welcome, fearless denizens of the Galaxy! It's Chuck and Aardvark, AKA your experts on literally everything in the known universe! Each week, we investigate the cosmos to devise new, improbable theories—all fully improvised and unplanned. Is Scooby-doo a robot? Do parallel universes exist? Are pigeons plotting against us? Join us as we build our new and improved UNIFIED GALACTIC THEORY OF EVERYTHING.
19 | Quoility Cointoint! ("Got Milk?" Is a Military Misinformation Campaign)
Don't it always seem to go? You don't know what you've got 'til it's gone. That's right, denizens, it's our nineteenth ep—the last of our teen years! ...
18 | Not Flex and Chill (Renaissance Faires Are Overcompensating for Real Life Tragedies)
Well, we can finally buy lottery tickets and join the army, 'cause we're EIGHTEEN, y'all! Eighteen episodes old...imagine! THIS episode finds us hidin...
17 | will.i.am. Dafriend (Escape Rooms Are Training Us to Do Battle)
We learned the truth at seventeen...or did we??! You'll have to listen to find out! THIS episode, we find ourselves trapped in the ultimate liminal sp...
ANNOUNCEMENT: Back in a few weeks!!!!
Hello, fearless denizens of the Galaxy! The deep-voiced samaritan from our last episode returns to use his distinctly NOT-professional-grade equipment...
16 | The Grapes of Wrath of Khan (Rich People Are Satyrs)
Sixteen Candles: a film that has aged...poorly? A trait which the sixteenth episode of our podcast will NOT be sharing! THIS episode, we return to our...
15 | Occam’s Famous Razor (Almost Every Working Artist Is J.K. Rowling)
Look out, world: episode fifteen’s here to take names! THIS episode finds us positioned in an abandoned laser tag establishment with an extremely puzz...
14 | Life of Cry (The Brothers Grimm Were Assassinated by the Fast Food Industry)
Halleluja! Praise episode fourteen in all its glorious, intricate nonsense! THIS episode, Charlie deals with vicarious grief as we wait in the longest...
13 | Fair-In-Heights Nein/Elephant (The Circus Is Fighting an Endless Holy War)
Sure, love is all you need in this dark, cruel world, but why not give episode thirteen a chance to make you happy, too? THIS episode, a casual story ...
12 | Marco, Frodo! (Weather Is Malevolent)
CLANG! The clock strikes midnight as we reach our groundbreaking twelfth episode! On THIS episode, we unpack our first-ever meet-up of all the fearles...