Clear and Parent Danger
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Drowning in poop, vomit, and Peppa Pig and don’t have time and attention span to watch Poldark? Then join us here on Clear and Parent Danger. We have a combined over eight years’ experience in not knowing what the hell we’re doing, but we have eight years’ worth of horror stories to make you feel better when it’s the third night in a row of toast for dinner. So stay in your dressing gown, hide in the pantry eating Tim-Tams, and put on an episode of Clear and Parent Danger and marvel and how clueless we all are in the face of the awesome power of the newborns and jerk toddlers.

Party!!!!!!

From invites, to cakes (yes, the Women's Weekly Cookbook ones!), to balloons, to the second worst cat story ever told, this week's episode has everyth...
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Social Media

Parents on social media are the worst. We look at the worst of it and also give you some tips to not come across as such an insufferable parent. Serio...
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Keeping a Sense of Self

Welcome to our first ever episode! This week we cover how to survive having kids without sacrificing your entire personality. It's difficult to rememb...
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Sleep: what is it?

It never happens. We can never get enough. The kids repeatedly interrupt us. Yes, we are talking about sleep. Marvel at how you ever felt tired before...
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Kids TV

From a secret lovechild in Fireman Sam, to conspiracy theories concerning the ferryman on the River Styx from In the Night Garden, we tackle the big i...
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