The CMC is in session as we review a classic meme of a movie that stars Gary Oldman in &apos;the role of a lifetime&apos;.  Unfortunately nobody told Gary that the role of a lifetime will involve stuffing his lower body into a sofa and attaching two stuffed trouser legs to make him look like a dwarf.https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

Crap Movie Club

Tiptoes - Crap Movie Club #49

"When we first started the show, this is the kind of thing we had in mind, so it&apos;s been a long time coming".   Birdemic (2010) is a D.I.Y horror movie by visionary director James Nguyen.  Featuring ear-splitting sound effects, eye watering special effects and head scratching dialogue.  This is one not to be missed.https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

Birdemic - Crap Movie Club #48

After a long and unprofessional hiatus, we&apos;re back with a look at 2008&apos;s Jumper.   Some say this is Doug Leman&apos;s best work, but Mr & Mrs Smith would like a word with you.https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

Jumper - Crap Movie Club #47

Enjoy listening to our review of this cheesy superhero flick from 1996.  Superheroes have come a long way since Billy Zane&apos;s portrayal of &apos;The Phantom&apos;.  For one, they no longer use questionable catchphrases like "nobody refuses The Phantom".  It&apos;s probably for the best.https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

The Phantom - Crap Movie Club #46

We deliver on our commitments and complete our review of Netflix&apos;s Fear Street trilogy.  Find out if the premonitions which Jordan channelled from the spirit realm come true and listen as Tim single-handily unravels the film makers attempt to make the geography of Sunnyville/Shadyside make sense.https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

Fear Street Part 3 - Crap Movie Club # 45

We review Fear Street Part 2.  It&apos;s time for a trip down memory lane for Deena and the gang as they relive the camp nightwing massacre as told by the sole survivor - Gillian Jacobs.https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

Fear Street Part 2 - Crap Movie Club #44

After a solid month off, we return with a run through of recent Netflix Horror adaption; Fear Street part 1.  Includes a new segment "what crappens next?" which sees Jordan channel the supernatural and make a series of premonitions on what he thinks will happen in part 2.https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

Fear Street Part 1 - Crap Movie Club #43

The number 13 is unlucky for some, including for you if you lack the fine taste to listen to our review of this 2001 Horror flop.https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

13 Ghosts - Crap Movie Club #42

We review Phantoms: a very average 1998 Science Fiction / Horror starring a baby faced Ben Affleck, Rose McGowan and Peter O&apos;Toole.  Any Jordan fans may be disappointed as this is the first ever episode without him - but Tom fans will feel relieved to know their favourite history boi is present.https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

Phantoms - Crap Movie Club #41

It&apos;s a full on Cage Rage - as we review this 2020 straight to streaming sci-fi mash up.  A team of Ju Jitsu masters fight an alien invader but not even Nic Cage can save this movie from the trash heap.https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

Ju Jitsu - Crap Movie Club #40

We review Twilight with Lauren.  It would be too easy to crack loads of  vampire jokes in this episode description.  I don&apos;t want to be a pain in the neck so we will just say that this movie sucks.https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

Twilight - Crap Movie Club #39

Listen as we review 2014 Horror flop &apos;The Pyramid&apos;.  Max is willing to put money on the fact that in real life, there has never been a booby trap in a pyramid.  https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

The Pyramid - Crap Movie Club #38

A film where you get to see Sean Connery have a fight with the Invisible Man.  Tim insists that the word "Extraordinary" is pronounced differently to the phrase "Extra Ordinary" but a poll of our 3 listeners was inconclusive.https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

The League of Extraordinary Gentleman - Crap Movie Club #37

Imagine a film about a futuristic sport that involves motorbikes, roller skates and LL Cool J.  You just imagined the bad version of Rollerball.  https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

Rollerball (2002) - Crap Movie Club #36

We scrape the bottom of the barrel and review Piranha 3DD.  The "DD" is a breast joke and that&apos;s about as good as the humour gets in this sloppy as crap creature feature.https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

Piranha 3DD - Crap Movie Club #35

Just because a movie is crap, doesn't mean you can't enjoy it. Every couple of weeks, join Max, Jordan and Tim as they laugh their way through a bad movie, pick out the most head-scratching scenes and try to develop their understanding of what it is that makes a movie 'crap'. If you have low standards for both films and podcasts, then this is the show for you.