It&apos;s a full on Cage Rage - as we review this 2020 straight to streaming sci-fi mash up.  A team of Ju Jitsu masters fight an alien invader but not even Nic Cage can save this movie from the trash heap.https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

Crap Movie Club

Ju Jitsu - Crap Movie Club #40

We review Twilight with Lauren.  It would be too easy to crack loads of  vampire jokes in this episode description.  I don&apos;t want to be a pain in the neck so we will just say that this movie sucks.https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

Twilight - Crap Movie Club #39

Listen as we review 2014 Horror flop &apos;The Pyramid&apos;.  Max is willing to put money on the fact that in real life, there has never been a booby trap in a pyramid.  https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

The Pyramid - Crap Movie Club #38

A film where you get to see Sean Connery have a fight with the Invisible Man.  Tim insists that the word "Extraordinary" is pronounced differently to the phrase "Extra Ordinary" but a poll of our 3 listeners was inconclusive.https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

The League of Extraordinary Gentleman - Crap Movie Club #37

Imagine a film about a futuristic sport that involves motorbikes, roller skates and LL Cool J.  You just imagined the bad version of Rollerball.  https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

Rollerball (2002) - Crap Movie Club #36

We scrape the bottom of the barrel and review Piranha 3DD.  The "DD" is a breast joke and that's about as good as the humour gets in this sloppy as crap creature feature.https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

Piranha 3DD - Crap Movie Club #35

Love is in the air as we review Moonstruck - a Rom/Com from 1987 starring Cher and Nic Cage.  Super special guest Lauren is back with us and we fail to make it to the end of the episode without offending Italians or people with wooden hands.https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

Moonstruck - Crap Movie Club #34

We're back and talking about The Happening.  M. Night Shyamalan is a director famously known for his twists, but much to Jordan's disappointment there is no real twist in The Happening and Jordan is not someone who is easily disappointed.  I hope you're happy M.Night.https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

The Happening - Crap Movie Club #33

There's a legend in the underworld of a bullet proof casino in the sky.  It's the money plane and forget about it being a legend because it's 100% real and the cast are on board it within 15 minutes of this straight-to-streaming heist movie.  https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

Money Plane - Crap Movie Club #32

The most forgettable film in the Scream franchise is reviewed by the most forgettable Movie podcast.  Listen as Max, Tim and Jordan come to the realisation that this film is actually a tragedy about how Cotton Weary's life is ruined by the film's real villain, Sidney Prescott.https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

Scream 3 - Crap Movie Club #31

Tim hosts as we have a relaxed conversation about upcoming 2021 releases and what we're most looking forward to.  Includes lightweight discussion of the following; A Quiet Place 2, Godzilla Vs Kong, Candyman, No Time To Die, Halloween Kills, The Little Things, Spiderman 3, The Matrix 4 and The French Dispatch.https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/

We talk about upcoming movies in 2021

We bring the year to a close by reviewing New Years Eve, in which an ensemble A list cast tell us how to think and feel by pulling on our emotional heartstrings.  Tom is back as special guest and thinks the most unbelieve bale part of this movie is the fact that someone gave away money from the goodness of their heart.https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

New Year's Eve - Crap Movie Club #30

We get festive and laugh our way through Jingle All The Way.  This legendary Christmas film stars peak Arnie, as he launches a desperate bid to find the hottest toy and save Christmas from an evil postman.  Merry Christmas to everyone, from Crap Movie Club xxxhttps://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

Jingle All The Way - Crap Movie Club #29

Lauren's back and that can mean only one thing - The Kissing Booth 2.  Listen as we juggle the highest number of subplots ever seen on film and get caught back up in the crazy life of Elle Evans.https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

The Kissing Booth 2 - Crap Movie Club #28

The Crap Movie Club assemble to celebrate one year of the show!  In this special episode Jordan plays host and movie exec as Max, Tim, Lauren and Tom pitch their sequel ideas for the Truman Show and attempt to win the favour of our new overlord and his chaotic scoring system.https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

Fecal Sequels: The Truman Show

Just because a movie is crap, doesn't mean you can't enjoy it. Every couple of weeks, join Max, Jordan and Tim as they laugh their way through a bad movie, pick out the most head-scratching scenes and try to develop their understanding of what it is that makes a movie 'crap'. If you have low standards for both films and podcasts, then this is the show for you.