Forrest and Joe finally finish this fantasy! They go and have the confrontation with the big baddies and that's that... right? The balance certainly isn't ruined... right?Right??

Crystal Catalog

Final Fantasy 06 Part 15: Ruin or Balance

LOOK THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION PLEASE LET US KNOW IF _____ IS AN ESPER OK

Final Fantasy 06 Part 14: Is _____ an Esper?

Joe and Forrest are ready to work together with the empire to resolve all the conflicts and everything should be fine and OH HOLD THE PHONE WE FOUND A BLUE MAGE BLUE MAGIC IS BACK YES

Final Fantasy 06 Episode 13: BLUE MAGIC BLUE MAGIC

Joe and Forrest go to meet Terra's parents and they get significantly more than they bargained for. Also Cyan is bad.

Final Fantasy 06 Part 12: A Very Large Amount of Angry Spirits

Did you know Final Fantasy is like Star Wars? This is the first we've heard of it!! This is also the first we've heard about a lot of Terra's history and the first we wonder how she knew it. Also: Airship! Also also: Mog!

Final Fantasy 06 Part 11: LORE DUMP

Joe and Forrest absolutely take it to Setzer in this episode and then take it to the empire to confront a banana about human rights violations. We're back, babey!

Final Fantasy 06 Part 10: Slagging Setzer

Forrest and Joe make their way through the coolest town in the world with the coolest music in the world then have to engage with opera music to contend with an incel octopus and an incel person with a car.

Final Fantasy 06 Part 09: Incel With a Car

Do you want to determine the composition of a party! Well, we do and we did! Forrest and Joe also Learn some sad backstories and discuss sports team names a little (as a treat)

Final Fantasy 06 Part 08: Party Composition!

We cannot stress enough that you really shouldn't just jump into waterfalls, rushing rivers, undersea currents or any other turbulent water. Please. Please don't be like Sabin.

Final Fantasy 06 Part 07: Do Not Dive Into Turbulent Water

I know you people only want one thing from us and yes, we suplex the stupid train. Are you happy now? ARE YOU?

Final Fantasy 06 Part 06: Yes We Suplex The Train

Forrest and Joe sit down with the SCENARIO PICKER and also have a discussion of the current spate of video game remakes and OH YEAH THERES A KITTEN

Final Fantasy 06 Part 05: [Mewling Sound]

Forrest and Joe wander around a very cool town, do some light and normal river rafting and have extensive batman discussions

Final Fantasy 06 Part 04: Heath Ledger's Kefka

On today's episode, Forrest and Joe discuss the relative values of treasure hunters, join a resistance cell and speculate about the merit of leaving a vicious enemy leader alive and well on the battlefield.

Final Fantasy 06 Part 03: Don't Leave Unkilled Kefkas

Forrest and Joe start in on Final Fantasy VI at last. but first, they have to speculate for a long time about how you recruit or don't recruit Shadow.

Final Fantasy 06 Part 02: How Do You Recruit Shadow?

Forrest and Joe are back to talk about whether or not Shadow and Gogo filled out their census forms. Come for the weirdly long Ultimania discussion, stay for the discussion of the state of video games in 1994. Oh, and somewhere in there they kick off the season of Final Fantasy VI!

Final Fantasy 06 Part 01: Census Forms

Forrest and Joe play through every final fantasy game so you don't have to