The SEC is getting a makeover and those Horns and Sooners are here to mix things up the best way they know how. There had to be some kind of good news since team USA is playing like a 12 pack of A**. They better get it together or it'll uglier than Draymond Green out there and none of us want that. Anyway its that time get ready for some regularly scheduled ignance on this fine day. Twerk Olympics Team USA Tryouts   --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ignant-university/support

D1 Ignant University

90 minutes to the SEC

Welcome to the Ignant Slam where we review movies, get kicked out of restaurants, and slander Erik all at the same time. With special guest Enrique the great replacing Erik and his replacement Cactus there will be just a little bit too much drake love, but hey at least the cowboys will be slandered. USA Basketball is having open tryouts if you can hoop listen to this episode to learn how to get your roster spot. It's hot outside but its scientifically proven to keep you cool. Space Jam rating Kanye the goat discography  NO MORE THANOS GAMES --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ignant-university/support

Enrique the 89th

Any time is Ignant time in case you didn't know. We got some new blood here and they have to learn the hard way we do things around here with some of our classic games. Team USA is playing like a whole pack of ASS!!! They need to get it together or we gonna look even more stupid in front of the world. We gonna have to call the Looney Tunes for help. Monstars How big is a Moose? Does Master Splinter wear timbs --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ignant-university/support

The Episode About Nothing

Cultured: Adjective: Something Turk is Not.   The playoffs are still crazy even if the king had to step down from the thrown, its like a movie, rated PG-13. Who's going to come out of the east, Why is Kevin Love on Team USA? No seriously why is he there, we got no clue. Anyway get ready to see you know who fail his culture test, that man will never get his Ignant degree First Name Basis hiiii Kevin The culture hurts  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ignant-university/support

Leaving 87 Doors Open

What do Apple pickers do that Benu  Simmons can't, they can hit the bucket. Yes, this episode will be full of slander I'm not going to lie to you, but hey what's new. Stay tuned for a classic Jamal rant and explosion. Will he keep his sanity, will he throw his computer, Bill Ben Simmons SHOOT THE DAMN BALL?!?!?!? The answers to these questions will be answered ... right now. NO,NO,ABSOLUTELY THE HELL NOT Fact or Cap Surprise or Disappoint Greek Freak on Skates --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ignant-university/support

Ben F*uc* Simmons

Stocking cap, baseball cap, pen cap it don't matter that's all that Turk is, and that's why he's not important. This episode has been approved by 4/5 dentists, doctors, fry cooks, and forex scammers. All the homies hate Ben Simmons, but can they pull it out against ATL, Would you scrap Bugs bunny, WHEN WILL DRAKE GIVE US THE ALBUM?? I do not have the answers, but, I know someone who does Drake or Frank Ocean All the homies hate Ben Simmons Timmy Turner can catch these Dimahands --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ignant-university/support

Turk's 86 Caps

Remember that time you wanted to throw hands with a ref, but knew you'd get kicked out. Well, that won't happen while you watch the GP PIMPS!!! You may be wondering what any of that means, we'll get to it later. This week we got some different faces but enough ignance to fill up your gas tank, fridge, and that water bottle you never use. Stick around and you get free tickets to see your new favorite team, The GP PIMPS HBCU vs The World Powerline His name isn't even Julio?!?!?!? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ignant-university/support

GP Pimping 85

A wise man in Memphis once said, " Here bullies get bullied" This episode is brought to you by the good people at Stand Up For the Silent, we can stop bullying together.  The Ignance doesn't change here even if you decide to A-Town Stomp on our logo. We won't take it personally, but you will get ripped up in the process. Jamal is depressed because his Miami Heat hit a cold front in Milwaukee, but he'll bounce back... we hope. Today we'll see who's lying who's telling the truth and who can actually see their forehead. ON TO THE IGNANCE Fact or Cap Henny = Overrated Turk is Uncultured? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ignant-university/support

A-Town Stomp down 84

Have you ever wanted to get something off your chest, then you'd be just like Kwame Brown, and yeah he had a lot to say. He'd be a perfect candidate for Ignant moment of the year. This is episode is full of ups downs, replacements and as always the jokes will fly higher than Bobby Shmurda's hat. The Lakers didn't look good game one, the heat couldn't light a match, and the Clippers, well their the Clippers. Anyway it's Ignant time!! Can you wash a Blender? Turk trade rumors Foreheads?!?! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ignant-university/support

Kwame's 83 strippers

It all started with an orange basketball, then some Ignant ***** walked in and nothing was ever the same. We were those ignant people and now life is a lot more fun. There's a new cast for the day, but the same stuff you know and love. 3 things that never take a break Taxes, Student Loans, and Ignance. Our special guest is a victim of pretty privilege and of being a Knicks fan. What happens when you mix it all up, LETS FIND OUT!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ignant-university/support

82 Things to Disrespect

It's never too late to thank all the moms that put up with ignance on the daily, it ain't easy but someone's gotta do it. Coope is alive after his birthday weekend ( Erik won $5 from that bet). The NBA playoff picture is looking more cloudy than Turks glasses when a fine girl walks by. The NBA and the NFL got beef, Dinkleburg can also catch these hands. What does any of this mean?!?!? Well, LETS GO FIND OUT NBA Finals vs Superbowl Will Julio Fly Away Does Timmys dad have a name??? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ignant-university/support

80% Ignant

No force is stronger than the Ignant force, it's a proven fact. With a birthday in the group, their ignance level increased by 26 even if their lightsaber skills are ass. The draft left some of us cheering and some of us shaking our heads in shame( Erik, Erik is shame). You never know who's going to go where or who's going to get traded like we did him for a cactus. CP3 and the Brodie battle it out, but who's on top?? This and many other questions will be answered........ right now. Russ vs CP3 RISK IT ALL  The Ville is BACK --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ignant-university/support

May the Ignant be with You

Have you ever seen your friend fight a cactus? Me either, but I bet its a sight to see. This week we're joined by Devon Ashby( Captain Skully) professional author, sports writer, and Ignantologist. Yes that's a thing look it up. It's time to talk that talk and walk that walk and if Superman wants that smoke I got a whole grill for him. Steph Curry got shooters for days, and Turk gets no powers. Is it fair, no, but this show isn't about fair. It's about well you know let's get to it!! Chef Curry Super Powers!?!?! Maybe?? Martin is Overrated, YEAH I SAID IT --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ignant-university/support

Erik vs Cactus

Here to kick ass, take names, and eat tacos and Jamal did 1 out of those 3. What's a ignant show without a little ignant competition? Can Jamal break his losing streak, will Steph Curry win mvp, Is the mamba brand going to snake away from Nike. IS TURK A THOT?!?!? All of these and more will be answered, well hit theplay button HIT IT NOW!! Ignant Riddle Riot Mamba vs Nike City Boy Summer --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ignant-university/support

77 Game Sweep

If you've ever woken up and thought,"Hmmmm what can I do to randomly piss a few people off today" then you've come to the right place. Anything is possible if you just add the right ignant touch to it. Who's the best player to ever wear your favorite number, do dinosaurs quack, WHY DOES ENGLISH NOT MAKE SENSE?!?!?!? All of these questions will be answered... by someone, but hey we'll give it a shot LETS GOOO. Wait, hear me out. Stop Drop ( finish lyrics here) Ignant Rough Ridin --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ignant-university/support

All Dawgs Go to Heaven

. Bringing you the best in pop culture, sports, and everything else we feel like with just a touch of ignance. Without any further wait, LETS GET IT!!!