Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's Jennifer pranks are always a hit! Under the guise of hot blonde Jennifer, Whackhead gets poor 55-year-old Claude to gargling his wine for her pleasure. And it gets pretty awkward...

Gargling for Jennifer

Strong accents often lead to hilarious misunderstandings. Darren "Whackhead" Simpson puts on what we think is an East European accent and innocently calls a hair salon looking for a hairpiece for his wife. Unfortunately, the owners do not find his pronunciation funny at all!

Whackhead's Prank: "I want to give my wife herpes for her birthday"

Whackhead and Michelle prank poor Willem after a haircut gone horribly wrong.  

Are you speaking to baldie?

Get your fax straight!

Senseless Survey: Sean Connery only asked his wife to sit on his lap once

Jennifer gets her newest victim to do the weirdest things with an electric shaver and, we can't get over it. Let's play... Hot blonde, Jennifer called into a chatline looking for hot guys to talk to... Within no time, Jennifer had six messages waiting but, one particular message from Cory piqued her interest. She got him to do the weirdest things with an electric shaver and, we can't get over it. When he realised he was being pranked, Cory lost it.

Jennifer always gets her way, even with an electric shaver

Look, with new technology springing up probably every day, who can keep up? So when someone says that there's a new system that does drug tests over the phone, can you really blame him for believing it's true? Maybe, maybe not! Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pulls a prank by successfully fooling an older gentleman into taking a telephonic drug test.

Telephonic drug test

Jeanne pranks her boyfriend of 7-months into thinking that her ex-boyfriend, played by Darren "Whackhead" Simpson, is trying to woo her by playing love songs on his guitar. 

The relentless ex-boyfriend

Whackhead's Prank victim is planning a trip to the United States for a Judo tournament.  The Ebola scare is real - especially with Africa as ground zero.  Ahead of the trip, Whackhead calls from the US Embassy and sets out a list of unusual measures that have to be followed to travel to America - including a sleepover in an empty high school hall. 

Crazy Ebola quarantine requirements

In his latest prank, Whackhead plays Mr Head, a concerned father looking for his lost little boy. The shops are busy and little Richard or Dick as he is affectionately called has gone missing.  Mr Head calls store management to arrange an announcement over the PA system. 

Poor little Richard Head is missing

In case you missed it... How many questions will Whackhead ask an unsuspecting victim? And which one will send him over the edge? Find out what Agent 13 24 8 from the Senseless Bureau of South Africa has in store for an unsuspecting Capetonian.

Senseless Survey: When your GF just wants to remain siblings

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson explains that his contact details were given to a vacuum salesperson at Kirby for a free carpet shampooing. He declined the offer, time and time again, however, would keep getting follow up calls.  He then decided to pull a prank on the salesperson ensuring that the company will never call him again.  On the call, Whackhead describes his current vacuum cleaner - Henry, or as he likes to call him, Dirty Henry.  Unlike the Kirby which has 104 uses, Dirty Henry only has two - vacuuming and pleasuring...

Dirty Henry has two uses: Vacuuming and pleasuring

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson has been pranking people since the year 2000. That's plenty of time for die-hard fans to pick up on stereotypical Whackhead mannerisms and characteristics. Just when the prankster thinks he has his victim fooled, the phrase, "it's people like you," blows his cover.

It's people like you!

Any available tee times today?

If you know someone who’s highly ‘Prankable’, tell us about them. Send us an email to darrens@kfm.co.za then catch Whackhead’s Prank Call on Kfm Mornings with Darren, Sherlin and Sibs at 08:10, every weekday morning, only on Kfm 94.5.

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Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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