Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up the South African National Blood Services and offers to make a blood donation.  But as you know with Whackhead, there's always an inconvenient catch.  After inquiring about the rules, Whackhead explains that he's cut himself badly and would like to donate the vessel containing his blood. Cue the most horrendous sound effect! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

Blood donation gone wrong

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person and asks a range of nonsensical questions in a bid to see how long they'll stay on the line. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Was learning cursive really necessary?

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson puts his prank victim in a catch-22 situation when he phones for a job interview but as a horrible boss.  -  Listen to more of Whackhead's pranks below: Car insurance hang-up challenge Neighbour won't clean up after her dog Help, there's a bug in my nose! Whackhead pranks the Telkom lady, aka the original Siri Your dog's impregnated mine, now you have to pay maintenance Catch Whackhead's Pranks, Weekdays at 8.10am on Kfm Mornings! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Interview with a horrible boss

In this prank, Whackhead plays a man stuck at the Beitbridge border between South Africa and Zimbabwe. He calls a South African official based at the border post to let him know that he is stuck in the fence and desperately needs help getting out.  Naturally, the official is confused by the call and questions how 'Whackhead' got caught in the fence in the first place... TikTok user @aluhoney shared a hilarious video rendition of the prank. Watch it here: https://www.tiktok.com/@aluhoney/video/6916851471690534145?lang=en See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stuck at Beitbridge border

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person and asks a range of nonsensical questions in a bid to see how long they'll stay on the line! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out of its nose?

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Jennifer gets into the festive spirit

Producer Brad is not ashamed to be a 'Gas Braaier'

Kfm Mornings countdown the most popular Whackhead pranks of 2020.  In this prank, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls a doctors office with a cough so bad, he can barely hold a conversation. It's gross, nasty and will leave you gagging! Whatever you do, do NOT listen to this prank while you're eating, busy preparing a meal, or if you've just eaten one! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The nastiest, and most offensive cough

Ever pulled a muscle avoiding your neighbour?

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson is up to his usual tricks again! In this prank, he plays a young child and calls the local adult store to find out what he can buy his mom for Christmas.  Feigning innocence, Whackhead puts the poor shop assistant on the spot but asking inappropriate questions.   Kudos to her though - she handles the cringe situation like a pro! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Buying mommy a Christmas gift from the adult shop

It's Christmas season and everyone is in the spirit of giving.  Or are they? Whackhead puts this to the test by calling up neighbours to ask for a spot at their Christmas lunch table.  The prankster poses as an elderly woman and calls up five people to see if they'd open up their hearts to a lonely neighbour in need.    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cold calling neighbours for a Christmas invite

The setup: A company has booked Santa for a charity event they're organising in a shopping mall. Whackhead plays this guy and calls the organiser ahead of the event to confirm a few details.  Moments into the call, Santa confesses that he's not allowed to charge for his appearance. He's been recently released from jail and the event forms part of his community service.  Things get considerably worse when he explains that the reason he was behind bars but the icing on the Christmas cake is when Santa inquires about the number of smoke breaks he can take while on the job! Catch Whackhead's Pranks, Weekdays at 8.10am on Kfm Mornings! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bad Santa is on the naughty list

Every Monday on Kfm Mornings, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random citizen and dupes them into thinking that they're answering questions for their country. Listen to find out how many crazy questions will Whackhead ask his unsuspecting victim before they hang up, and which one will send her over the edge. Catch Whackhead's Senseless Survey at 8.10am every Monday on Kfm Mornings. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do you know Yoda's surname?

DISCLAIMER: This prank is for mature audiences only. Darren "Whackhead" Simpson wreaks havoc in his most daring prank yet.  Posing as a chap named Craig, Whackhead convinced his unsuspecting victim that he is a former school mate. After exchanging pleasantries and congratulating the new father on his newborn baby, Whackhead then segues into a sob story about a recent doctor's visit.  He's is suffering from a bone disease and desperately needs breast milk. Fresh breast milk, straight from the source.  "I hope you're not going to ask me what I think you're going to ask me!" Yep, Whackhead goes there. And it gets pretty rough.          See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Breast milk is the only cure

Ever since his debut as a sepiester on Suidooster, Darren Simpson has been trying to incorporate more Afrikaans into his pranks.  He knows that his command of the local language is anything but perfect and uses this to his advantage.  Posing as an incompetent Afrikaans translator, Whackhead attempts to make a flight booking for his boss - who can't speak or understand a word of English. Things get pretty awkward when the helpful flight agent calls Whackhead out on his repetitive mistranslations       See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Afrikaans translator scam

If you know someone who’s highly ‘Prankable’, tell us about them. Send us an email to darrens@kfm.co.za then catch Whackhead’s Prank Call on Kfm Mornings with Darren, Sherlin and Sibs at 08:10, every weekday morning, only on Kfm 94.5.

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Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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