The Don takes his daughter on a trip to the desert and details all the ins and outs of camping with vault toilets and thunderstorms.  But that's not all.  He talks about 16 year-old teenage boy sleepovers, gender specific toy aisles being ousted, and a milking marine.  It's episode 80.  A milestone for a loser.  

Domestic Don

High Desert Dirtbags, Becoming a Bundy, and Milking Marines

The Don has chicken problems and he's not afraid to talk about it.  He also discusses people who review national parks, those who can sleep on moving transportation, and high school feminists.  It's almost October and this is scary.  'Tis the season.  

Chicken Problems, National Park Yelp Reviews, and Berkeley Teen Heroes

The Don talks about people wanting more diversity with missing people, wonders about the wonderful gourd of the upcoming season, and talks about his son turning 16.  The roads are about to get a lot more dangerous, whether you listen to this episode or not.  Pumpkin it up! 

Diverse Death, Pumpkin Spice, and Sweet Sixteen

The Don is excited for another added Patreon member and gives thanks by talking about aggressive can collectors, tech nerds ruining everything, alcohol-free rebates, and visiting a gay bar.  And something about Punky Brewster.  Enjoy, friends. https://www.patreon.com/creator-home

Can Can Woman, Country vs. City, and Don in the Castro

The Don continues detailing his trip to the East Coast, but first talks about turning 43, his recent visit to the periodontist, and wearing a Golden Girls shirt.  It's a barn burner.  

Corpse Mouth, East Coast Continuation, and Sink Shitting

The Don is back from his East Coast trip. He had fun.  No one was stabbed, no one has Covid (yet), and he might be a little disappointed by that.  This is just part one, so sit on your hands until they go numb for part II.  

East Coast Trip, Part I: Soft Opening, Delta Variety, and Brooklyn Demon

The Don returns from a break and is back at it in this one, talking about his recent blood pressure reading at the doctor's, his disappointment with an in-law family reunion, and his upcoming trip to the east coast with his family.  It's a barn burner without the barn.  Tip a cow.  

Doctor Nurses, Family Reunion Boredom, and Muppets in Lanhattan

The Don has had an eventful two weeks, from his second vaccine shot, to housing in-laws, to getting yelled at by a devil woman in a Mitsubishi Galant.  In other words, it was a normal half month.  

Puttering Around, Rover Dogs, and Robotic Man

The Don rails about summertime, discusses wanting animals to win, and talks about the goings-on in the 'burbs.  There's a tweaker car accident and a couple Karens on horseback.  Come ride along the city streets in fire country.  

Summertime Stupidity, Rooting for Animals, and Suburban Tweakers

The Don had a busy week and shares all about it.  He's becoming an influencer, both off and on the field.  Listen to his motivations and seek a better you.  Skirt the terts.   

Triple D's: Dentist, DMV, Drone Serum

The Don travels to San Antonio.  He discusses pandemic flights, orange juice and vodka in bathrooms, and crashing an electric bike in downtown.  He's eloquent with his travel recommendations, and a guru with what to do when visiting the Alamo.  Pee Wee!   

Learning to Mosey, Texas Heat, and Farts on a Plane

The Don drones on about trying to get sponsors, pharmaceutical songs, Viking ogres, and the downfall of American ideals.  He's sober for this one and not entirely loving it.  Hopefully you will.   

Vaccine Remix, Smooth Balls, and Hollywood Death

The Don starts therapy and talks about fake holidays, wet t-shirt contests, and people with pride.  He hasn't had a drink in almost two weeks and needs to vent.  Hop on the wagon with him.  

Pseudo Daze, Satellite Bikinis, and Sober Showoffs

The Don is back from yet another road trip with the family, chock full of rheumy eyed bikers, oversized Vegas stomachs, and broken Grand Canyon ravens.  He only had time to help one of them. and will try to help himself with therapy.  Listen to see if you think it'll change him.  

Vegas Guts, Jacuzzi Hogs, and Christian Therapy

The Don ponders quitting, discusses the connection between small noses and deviance, and the elemental power of earth.  He also mentions the Golden Girls and taking road trips.  Come along.    

Quitting Things, Small Nose Creeps, and Full-Moon Energy

The dirty world of an underachieving man and a full-service asshole