What if the UK had a Jersey Shore?

Joe and Boris, sittin in a tree/how many litres can they pee?

Rockets fly, Biden lies, people die, and we wonder why? Wheaties, the breakfast of champions. 

Bill Gates ditches his wife, Caitlyn Jenner makes a political bid, Biden resumes creeping, and COVID continues to rock the world. 

Cops. Crooks. Crowns. COVID. It's all right here. 

The news keeps happening, and so do we. 

Joe's reign starts to sour, a skunk gets cancelled, and more.

Biden brings normal procedure back to the White House, Cara Dune bites the dust, and more.

It's Valentine's season once again. But that's not what this one's about.

Uncle Joe's first two weeks in office take a familiar path. Meanwhile, Covid is being detected through the butt and internet yeomen take on Wall Stree...