a.k.a.`Health boundary hogs` and `Butt Straw McGraw` Fuck yeah. We're live with Drunk Safari veterans JOE WADLINGTON and SARAH GAILEY for a self-care animal extravaganza. We talk coping mechanisms, things that roll into a ball, mom being a bitch and so much more at our last live show. Adam makes a cameo and we play a game. Show Notes Sarah Gailey's Website Magic for Liars by Sarah Gailey River of Teeth, Taste of Marrow by Sarah Gailey Fisher of Bones by Sarah Gailey Sarah on Twitter Joe on Twitter Joe's first and second pieces on The New Yorker  Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter Taco the Dog on Instagram 

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a.k.a. Buzz Buzz fish Fish scientist KASSANDRA FORD is here to electrify you with her knowledge of the ocean's vibrators. Or electric fish. Whatever. We get into little bitty buzzers and ALSO electric eels.  Show Notes Kassandra Ford on Twitter Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter 

It's a Whole Mess

Paleontologist and pal, LEE HALL is back to talk about the UNDENIABLY best dinosaur. We get into the T-Rex in all their tiny-armed glory, and learn my new favorite term: the cloacal kiss. So.  Hold on to your butts. Show Notes COME SEE DRUNK SAFARI LIVE on August 29th!  Lee Hall on Twitter The Cleveland Museum of Natural History Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter 

The Cloacal Kiss

Anyone who knows me, Maggie, the host of this show, knows that spotted hyenas are my absolute FAVORITE animal. So it is with GREAT PERSONAL HAPPINESS that we have hyena scientist ARJUN DHEER here to 1.) correct my misconceptions about them and 2.) blow my gentle little mind about animals I thought I couldn't *possibly* love more. Show Notes Arjun Dheer on Twitter The Hyena Project on Twitter The Hyena Project Drunk Safari On Facebook Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter 

That Game of Thrones Sh*t

a.k.a. 'Forest Hags’ and ‘Shouldn’t-be-tigers’ TARA MARSDEN is here to talk about the world's undeniably greatest and most photogenic primate, the orangutan. We get into why you shouldn't use so much palm oil and also why you should NEVER make a liger, on our newest! Show Notes Drunk Safari On Facebook Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter 

Genetic F*ckery

a.k.a. 'The Sociopaths of the Skies' and 'Fashion Alien Dogs' We get into animals sociopathic and weird, with special guest RYAN BOYD! You've probably been physically and emotionally assaulted by a Canada goose, but have you ever even heard of a maned wolf? Educate your face off about these animals both ubiquitous and obscure.  Show Notes Ryan Boyd on Twitter Rank and Vile Podcast  Drunk Safari On Facebook Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter 

I Blame Everyone

It's our first ever live show! We had the best time ever at the Betabrand store with real humans! In an actual space! Thank you to all who came out, but especially to guests RED SCOTT-- who was a Mouse Deer Scientist-- and MEG ELISON-- who was a Moa Scientist. We project images and play game and talk about animals that would look great on instagram.  Show Notes Red Scott on Twitter Red's personal website The Boars, Gore, and Swords podcast on iTunes Meg Elison on Twitter megelison.com The Book of the Unnamed Midwife on Amazon The Book of Etta on Amazon The Book of Flora! If Women Wrote Men the Way Men Write Women on McSweeney's Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter 

Live Show: For the 'Gram

a.k.a. “Iratus Alienus Equis (Angry alien horses)” and the “I’m not mad I’m just disappointed foxes” The charming and hilarious BECCA HENRY is here, with some of her best dating woes. And also animal information. Whatever, we're here for it. Her beef with camels gets *personal* and we also talk about foxes who look perpetually judgey, or stoned, or both.  Show Notes COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW! Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Becca on Instagram Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter 

F*ck You, Mike!

a.k.a. ‘round bellied bossy barkers’ and ‘SHE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE! fish’ Fabulous and beautiful and talented comic book author and artist MARI NAOMI is BACK to talk with another adorable mammal! We get into prairie dogs (who can be pets???) and lionfish (who can also be pets, but it's like, not as exciting?) and animals who are cute and animals who are jerks.  Show Notes Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Mari Naomi's website Mari on Twitter Mari on Instragram Ask Bi Girlz Podcast Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter 

Ends with Anus

a.k.a. ‘babykillers’ and ‘my little burrow bois’ Happy 69th episode of Drunk Safari, pals! We celebrated by having special guest BARUCH PORRAS-HERNANDEZ on to talk about bunnies and turtles, bc we LOVE YOU and we LOVE BARUCH and so this is our gift to you, the listener, on this the 69th episode of our show.  Show Notes Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Baruch on Twitter Baruch on Instagram for dick drawings Amy Stephensen's Episode  Casey Childers' Episode I Miss You, Delicate by Baruch Porras-Hernandez Lovers of the Deep Fried Circle by Baruch Porras-Hernandez Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter 

Horny for Facts

a.k.a. 'whiskey jacks' Corvid queen and friend of the show KAELI SWIFT is back! She's here to tell us about the world's most adorable corvid the CANADA JAY. We get into smoky eyes, sticky sticky sticky sticky saliva and also objective adorableness as we deep dive into Kaeli's current studies.  Show Notes Kaeli Swift on Twitter Kaeli's Blog Know more about Canada Jay Spit here Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter Drunk Safari on Facebook 

Does this Blueberry Bring Joy?

a.k.a. ‘weinerdog birds’ and ‘jamba butt juice dogs’ Let's get into animals land-bound and stinky, with gentleman pal CASEY CHILDERS! We talk Kakapos-- a flightless parrot-- and lesser anteaters-- a odiferous mammal-- and also sex trenches. All the normal things you'd talk about with your normal friends, on a totally normal night.  Show Notes Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Casey Childers on Twitter Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter Drunk Safari on Facebook 

Straight Outta Peter Jackson

a.k.a. ‘misplaced furry pancakes’ and ‘the count of monte kitty-stos' Love of my life and beard face ADAM WOLF is back, to talk about the raviolis of the forest, SOUTHERN FLYING SQUIRRELS. Inspired by John Vaillant's amazing book, The Tiger, I cover Siberian or Amur tigers, who are *terrifying* Show Notes Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Adam on Twitter Adam's new podcast, The Lyft Mobile Podcast Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter Drunk Safari on Facebook 

BACKFLIP!

a.k.a. ‘fuzz captains’ and ‘our little miracle buddies’ Stick it to big hamster, and listen to this episode featuring the magnificent CHARLIE JANE ANDERS, as we get into GERBILS and GOLDFISH! Learn more about your favorite pets and also erase that paper trail. We get into obscure Italian law and also California's prejudices.  Show Notes Charlie Jane Anders on Twitter Charlie Jane Anders Website  Our Opinions Are Correct Podcast  Buy City in the Middle of the Night! Buy All the Birds in the Sky! Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter  

Pugilistic Engines of Destruction

aka ‘idiokiwis’ and ‘OM NOM ursis’es’ He's back! Friend, scientist, and mensch RED SCOTT is back to talk about the only animal he doesn't like-- the kiwi. We get into flightless birds, India's historically dancing bears, and also, the gently teasing of Ivan Hernandez. So basically, this episode is part of the BGASPU.  Show Notes Red Scott on Twitter Red's personal website The Boars, Gore, and Swords podcast on iTunes The Bunker Politics Podcast on iTunes Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter  

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