Thomas Jane headlines this mess of a film from 2008. Welcome to Mutant Chronicles, a film set on earth in the past kinda, but really it's in the futur...

Episode Notes Virtual combat staring Donny "The Dragon" Wilson is a movie about a grid of some kind and virtual reality. Nearly all the combat takes p...

Episode Notes Where's Keanu Reeves gone :'( Speed 1 is an epic film that's totally nuts and super silly but it's also an enjoyable fast passed action ...

Malibu Express Another Andy Sidaris film, this time with a whole heap more butts, boobs, pecs, and ass. It's an um-apologetically sleazy film that has...

This film has a talking Gorilla You would think that a talking Gorilla would be the wackiest thing in the film but you would be wrong. Congo (1995) is...

Gigli - Gobble Gobble This film sank the directors career. It's basically a Ben Affleck pining and crying over a Jennifer Lopez because she won't slee...

Nic Cages best work Nic Cage is the budget American Psycho but better! In this film we get Nics best acting is on display as he terrorizes New York pr...

TORGO WANT WOMAN TOO Torgo is just a poor man trying to look out for his Master. Manos hands of fate is a classic bad movie, it has a lot of slow dull...

Waterworld a B Grade movie with an A grade budget This movie is a wet mess. Kevin Costner tries his best to put the audience to sleep with his perform...

A view to a kill The old Roger Moore seduces and has sex with multiple young women while going on an boring old person adventure though England, Paris...