In this episode we discuss He-man Episode 27 A Tale of Two Cities. A mild problematic ep. filled with wizards, horny parrot men and long tangential discussions. Thanks again to RazorDave for our theme song. https://www.youtube.com/user/RazorDaveInc you can watch the MOTU episode here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml_4j0hpcu8&t=1s

Eternia Confidential

Episode 27: Party Parrot Crew

In this episode we watched A Beastly Sideshow, Beastman is Flexing his acting chops in a elaborate kidnapping plot. Will Skeletor's plan to get Adam's cat, to get Adam, to get He-man to something something profit work? We'll find out and try to figure out WTF is up with that one guy's head... you know the one. Thanks to Razor Dave for our intro and outtro. https://www.youtube.com/user/RazorDaveInc

Episode 26: Captian D*ckHead

In this Episode we talk about episode 25 Quest for the sword. He man loses his sword and possibly the ability to become Adam forever. Teela plays the bitch card, and ram man destroys any remaining braincells. strap in this one gets POLITICAL.

Episode 25. Poop Or Sex Joke

In this episode we watched Orko's Favorite Uncle. In which a sad lonely cat loving gay wizard tries to use his Iphone X and Orko's uncle to take over Grayskull... and we learn whats stronger than magic. Strap in for a bumpy ride in our first episode back in 2018.

Episode 24 The Power of Love

We finally made it to the end of 2017! welcome to our Candle-Mass, Holiday, Yule tide spectacular. In this very special episode we begin our annual watch of the He-Man Shera Christmas special. Do we learn any lessons on the way? Probably not but it cements in our minds that Skeletor truly is the best... Happy Holidays You BOOBS!!!

Season Finale: Christmas Special

In this episode we covered The Quest for Heman, Skeletor finally has a good plan to rid eternia of Heman, and then things get a bit trippy. Sexy Bird women, metro cats, and the most horrifying villain to date. Strap in Jane Fonda its about to get very Suess and Psychedelic.

Episode 23: Dr.Suess's Barbarella

This week for Skullvember I Skeletor watch and discuss the 1983 tragic comedy Krull. We Laughed, we cried, I took over the podcast. Enjoy this once a year special episode. You Boobs!

Eternia Confidential: Skullvember Special - Krull

In this episode, we talk about guns and the serious consequences of fighting and shoot with guns...while laughing at the expense of Mer-man and Trapjaw. Strap in for a good episode of He-man...and hopefully a good episode of the podcast!

Episode 22: Let's Talk About Guns

In this episode we, eventually talk about The Taking of Grayskull. Skeletor has a overly complicated plan to steal Grayskull, literally and it causes havoc across eternia. Heman's sword disappears and Teela falls into the Deep White Hole. Can Dunckan survive the loss of his daughter and her mother? Can Heman save her and Grayskull in time? We find out as we plumb the depths of the multiverse.

Episode 21. Deep White Hole

In this weeks episode we watched "The Cosmic Comet". The Ed Wynn voice returns. Skeletor has a foolproof plan to use the Cosmic Comet to destroy Grayskull. Only Zagraz the comet wizard can stop him. Things get surprising as we find out why the comet is evil, and why Zagras has no confidence. Friggin Comet murder! We also find out that, yeah, comets can be gay. Stay Woke Eternia!

Episode 20: Gay Comets are Gay

In this episode we talk about the episode The Shaping Staff. Evil-lynn has a baller plan to take over the castle, with beastman on the wagon and the power of the shaping staff she's succeeds. Orko gets the Kafka treatment and Randor faces his greatest fear, losing his good looks. Paul Dini serves up a whopper of an ep!

Episode 19: The Bone Broth

In this weeks Episode Duncan takes a bullet for King Randor. Then shit gets very darksouls, giant dragons, cryptic magic, talking trees and...racist stereotypes... strap in its going to get wild.

Episode 18: Everything Is Dark Souls

Hoo boy this is the big one! The episode that marks the high-water-mark in crap. Briney Steve brings us a convoluted tale of how Orko almost caused the apocalypse. Duncan is less than useless and Skeletor has a "plan" maybe... its unclear. strap in this one is gonna be a bumpy ride.

Episode 17: Briney Steve

Dont you D.A.R.E. miss this very special episode! Today Teela's friend Ileena learns about the dangers of.... DRUGS!!! Orko plays exposition bomb, Teela takes 5 steps back in character development and Ed Wynn makes a guest appearance. The Nancy Regan era is back!

Eternia Confidential - Episode 16 Not Even Once

In this episode we get some heavy duty feels, Beastman gets evicted by Skeletor, and Adam is trying to deal with his father lovering Heman more than his own son. Beastman decides to go full Mel Gibson's Ransom and kidnaps the King. Can Adam get over his identity crisis and save his father? Plus we answer some of your e-mails!!!

Episode 15 King Randor Was A Rowdy Boy

Eternia Confidential is a weekly podcast in which two people talk about He-man and the Masters of the Universe. Each week we cover an episode of the show and discuss its plot, how much Orco messed up, and answer the question of who is the biggest boob in the episode.