'Time, Gentlemen'. A quiet, yet strangely philosophical Christmas drink in a 1980s cocktail bar ends in tragedy. Alan Rickman tells us all about his new job, Robert Cure from The Smiths has an accident, and some lyrics are intentionally misheard. Sponsored by Wowbasol, and Ian 5 from Bumbus Home Computing.

Fear Of Growing Up

Fear of Growing Up - Episode 2 - 'Time, Gentlemen'.

Recorded around a green baize card table in a 1970s elevator, in which we discuss sexual confessions, nipple/spam prostitution, the voice of Michael Caine, East End hardmen, cat food ads, people who like cats, cats, Arthur the cat, Terry's Pyramint, Terry's All Gold, Margarine, dog jizz, Pedigree Chum, chip pan fires, Findus Crispy Pancakes, Kinder Surprise, Action Man's head, Plasticine, TCP, Chupa Chups, moth balls, and tired penises. Special guest star: Morrissey. Sponsored by 'Remorseless for Cats', and the 'Electroflap TwinTub 2000'.

Episode 1 - 'Apropos Of Nothing' - November 2019.

Two middle-aged men discuss the absurdity of existence, amid the strong smell of nostalgia, surrealism, embarrassingly bad pastiche items, and piss-poor celebrity impersonations. No one is debarred from F.O.G.U., but if you're under 35, good luck. Bruno Mars is here: https://soundcloud.com/brunomars

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Fear of Growing Up - Episode 2 - 'Time, Gentlemen'.

Episode 1 - 'Apropos Of Nothing' - November 2019.