After a lengthy hiatus we're back to discuss how different life looks depending on what side of North London you support. Spurs sit at the top of the table while Arsenal have gone hours and hours.... and hours without scoring from open play in the Premier League. Plus, Danny Welbeck gets off the mark for the Seagulls, Dominic Calvert-Lewin nets ANOTHER brace, and a makeshift Liverpool side get the job done easily against Leicester. Pardon Our French!

Footy à Deux

Spurs Take Down City, Arsenal Stock Down

Manchester United have yet again failed to win in the Premier League at home. In four games they have picked up just one point. Is Ole Gunnar Solskjaer to blame? Aston Villa, West Ham, and Burnley all lose making it a tough week for teams playing in the colors of the 1980 Philadelphia Phillies. Chelsea's new look squad improve, City and Liverpool win, and Southampton find themselves in a Champions League spot. Pardon Our French!

Old Trafford Woes Continue, Bad Week for Claret and Blue

Chelsea and United can't find the back of the net at Old Trafford but the game did not lack controVARsy. Plus, Patrick Bamford with a brilliant hat-trick to give Aston Villa their first loss, Arsenal lack creativity in loss to Vardy's Leicester, and Man City lack creativity against West Ham. Premier League: Stock Down. Pardon Our French!

Stalemate at Old Trafford, Hat-trick Bamford

After an international hiatus, we return to discuss the absurdity in the Merseyside Derby. We also get into the Tottenham collapse against West Ham, Pep's triumph over his former assistant, Chelsea's six goal draw, and Villa's dream start. Pardon Our French!

Drama on Merseyside, Matchweek 5 Round-Up

2020 is relentless and football results are not immune to its insanity. Manchester United and Liverpool suffered massive defeats on Sunday that took the football world by surprise. The lads try to wrap their heads around it. Plus, we discuss the biggest deals of deadline day. Smart moves or panic buys? And obviously, we dive deep into the drama surrounding Gunnersaurus which ends with an unlikely hero. Pardon Our French!

Wild Weekend of Results, Transfer Deadline Day

Refereeing in the Premier League has hit an all time low after Spurs and Brighton end up on the wrong end of VAR. The new handball rule has created nothing but chaos thus far. Pep's Manchester City were embarrassed in their home opener by the high flying foxes of Leicester City. A Jamie Vardy hat-trick and shambolic defending see Brendan Rodger's men at the top of the table. Pardon Our French!

Premier League Refereeing, Jamie Vardy Downs Manchester City

Zach and Jared are joined by Rotoworld Fantasy Writer, Chuck Booth, to dive deep into Spurs bringing back Gareth Bale. Chuck takes a look at what Spurs can expect from his return on and off the field. Plus, we hold off on criticizing Chelsea too heavily after their defeat to Liverpool. Pardon Our French!

Gareth Bale Returns to England, Liverpool Best Chelsea with Chuck Booth

The first week of the 2020/21 Premier League season is in the books. James Rodriguez was just one of the many debutants to sparkle in their first match. Jurgen Klopp criticized Chelsea's transfer policies, Arsenal breezed past Fulham, and West Ham looked awful against Newcastle. Plus, we heavily criticize West Brom's kits. Pardon Our French!

James Shines on Debut, Klopp Takes Dig at Chelsea

A delusional soccer podcast hosted by Jared and Zach Rayment. The podcast has a main focus on the English Premier League but will dabble into delusional conversation concerning world football as a whole.