Oprah Winfrey, the daytime queen of talk and weight loss minus the weight loss, has gained the weight back again.

14-year-old boys all over America are outraged that the Playboy channel still comes in fuzzy.

Optimist International, commonly known as the Optimists, has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection.

GM unveiled its largest, heaviest, most-polluting, least fuel-efficient vehicle ever to hit American roadways.

Former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has announced the publication of her new tell-all memoir, "I'm Black Too, Ya Know!"

"Take Your Child To Work Day" has been canceled in Afghanistan due to weather. For these stories and more, go to www.freeasspress.com.

In yet another sign of the continuing economic crisis, President Barack Obama has canceled Black History Month for lack of funds. For these stories an...

VP Biden's schedule is so packed with meaningless busywork that he is having trouble keeping up. For these stories and more, go to www.freeasspress.co...

In another sign of the deepening economic recession Jimmy John's, the beloved sub sandwich shop that used to offer "Free Smells," will start charging ...

With fuel prices in the U.S. now averaging four dollars per gallon, no one has been harder hit than NASA astronauts. To lessen that impact, NASA has a...