DJ and Deron discuss the new theme song, a brand new word we invented, broken audio equipment, intolerance of youths, electricity theft and job creation, and milk habits. Thanks to Carter and The Capitals for the use of our theme song “You’re My Friend,” featuring Stephanie French, off of their self-titled debut studio album, “Carter and the Capitals,” available on all streaming services today!Keep an eye out for updates on this show and other Rainproof Media projects: www.rainproofmedia.com Wanna talk to us for real kind of? Email us: friendswithmicrophones@gmail.com Help us at Rainproof Media keep the umbrella above our heads by clicking here: www.patreon.com/join/rainproofmedia

Friends With Microphones

S2E8: I’d F*** a Blueberry Cow

DJ and Deron discuss how the show starts again, what dogs do and don’t eat, Deron’s lack of sitting school, what counts as the History channel, living in the NOW, Toilet Court, cats that are incredibly “left brain,” stupid internet fights, car mirror dick pics, selfies at Denny’s, another trip to Toilet Court (yes, already), and Deron’s door holding crisis. All music by Otis McDonald!Theme Song: “Stay”Ad Break: “Hello Mr. Princeton”Keep an eye out for updates on this show and other Rainproof Media projects: www.rainproofmedia.com Wanna talk to us for real kind of? Email us: friendswithmicrophones@gmail.comHelp us at Rainproof Media keep the umbrella above our heads by clicking here: www.patreon.com/join/rainproofmedia

S2E7: Welcome to Toilet Court

Not every single story we tell on this podcast makes it into the published product. It could be for a number of reasons: too short, too long, too stupid, too smart, too boring, too funny, but regardless, we think you deserve to hear it ALL! The original podcast will stay bi-weekly, but on SOME of the Fridays in between, we MAY find little story nuggest to post for your listening pleasure. If there's no Extra Friendship posted on a given week, it just means we only told stories good enough for the actual show! ;)Theme Song: "Stay" by Otis McDonaldKeep an eye out for updates on this show and other Rainproof Media projects: www.rainproofmedia.com Wanna talk to us for real kind of? Email us: friendswithmicrophones@gmail.comHelp us at Rainproof Media keep the umbrella above our heads by clicking here: www.patreon.com/join/rainproofmedia

Extra Friendship: Cody's Lighter

DJ, Deron, and special guest Brandon discuss how the podcast usually starts, Deron's particularity about temperature, how to demonetize your podcast, a city called City, DJ’s history of stunned silence, feelin a bit a dick, the definition of a New York Minute, technology’s ability to feel fear, cat-densation, DJ’s reputation as a host, toilets that try to suck you in, Deron’s Big Chungus Hour, good reasons to interrupt your friends on your podcast, bathroom encounters, delivery driver conundrums, REDACTED, the Boyhood of livestreaming, beef and the cobbler, and of course TruckNuts.All music by Otis McDonald!Theme Song: “Stay”Ad Break: “Hello Mr. Princeton”Keep an eye out for updates on this show and other Rainproof Media projects: www.rainproofmedia.com Wanna talk to us for real kind of? Email us: friendswithmicrophones@gmail.comHelp us at Rainproof Media keep the umbrella above our heads by clicking here: www.patreon.com/join/rainproofmedia

S2E6: Scary Stories to Tell in the Bathroom

DJ and Deron discuss drink check, the Bear Trap of Age, early on-set dad noises, milkshake preferences, regionally specific fast food insider scoops, Groundhog Day and Jesus Christ, High School Musical: The Musical: The Smoke Monster: The Series, Discord's betrayal, autofill conversations, what it's like making money, and cool new sound effects.All music by Otis McDonald!Theme Song: “Stay”Ad Break: “Hello Mr. Princeton”Keep an eye out for updates on this show and other Rainproof Media projects: www.rainproofmedia.com Wanna talk to us for real kind of? Email us: friendswithmicrophones@gmail.comHelp us at Rainproof Media keep the umbrella above our heads by clicking here: www.patreon.com/join/rainproofmedia

S2E5: What If A Cat Had A Gun?

DJ and Deron discuss Deron’s bizarre journey to 7/11, peer pressure from your big friend The Universe, gravity but not the kind you're thinking of, being firm in your specism, DJ’s horrible bookend to being a student, and Deron’s frustration with every flavour beans.All music by Otis McDonald!Theme Song: “Stay”Ad Break: “Hello Mr. Princeton”Keep an eye out for updates on this show and other Rainproof Media projects: www.rainproofmedia.com Wanna talk to us for real kind of? Email us: friendswithmicrophones@gmail.comHelp us at Rainproof Media keep the umbrella above our heads by clicking here: www.patreon.com/join/rainproofmedia

S2E4: I'm Very Set In My Ways

DJ and Deron discuss cool 90’s radio soundboards, fudge versus chocolate, Beyonce inspired grocery lists, Sally versus Alice, Marvel’s rewrite of our history, the way we say words, where names come from, DJ’s very cool new game.All music by Otis McDonald!Theme Song: “Stay”Ad Break: “Hello Mr. Princeton”Keep an eye out for updates on this show and other Rainproof Media projects: www.rainproofmedia.com Wanna talk to us for real kind of? Email us: friendswithmicrophones@gmail.comHelp us at Rainproof Media keep the umbrella above our heads by clicking here: www.patreon.com/join/rainproofmedia

S2E3: If It's All in Wingdings, Nothing Matters!

DJ and Deron discuss what it’s like to record in the dead of night, DJ’s new video game, people living in the past and not accepting comedy as the one true king, maybe going steady with your girlfriend one day maybe, night jogging horror stories, Deron’s impromptu non-audition starring role in the upcoming reboot of “The Grey” where he plays the role of Liam Neeson and the real coyotes surrounding his actual vehicle play the parts of the wolves, and when it is and isn’t a good time to open your car door while surrounded by coyotes (seriously this one gets wild at the end folks).All music by Otis McDonald!Theme Song: “Stay”Ad Break: “Hello Mr. Princeton”Keep an eye out for updates on this show and other Rainproof Media projects: www.rainproofmedia.com Wanna talk to us for real kind of? Email us: friendswithmicrophones@gmail.comHelp us at Rainproof Media keep the umbrella above our heads by clocking here: www.patreon.com/join/rainproofmedia

S2E2: Is He Gonna Eat Me?

DJ and Deron discuss the elephant in the room, bad Oreo ideas, bathroom clapping etiquette, poor internet-based financial decisions,Rainproof's comeback, new career choices, and Charlie the Smithsonian dinosaur. MUSICIntro and Outro: Stay - Otis McDonaldAd Break Music: Hello Mr Princeton - Otis McDonaldKeep an eye out for updates on this show and other Rainproof Media projects: www.rainproofmedia.com Wanna talk to us for real kind of? Email us: friendswithmicrophones@gmail.com

S2E1:Twinkie Carbs

DJ and Deron discuss friendship catch-up, loose food problems, unsolved mysteries of their past, seasonal fruit, joining the friendship circle, and forgetting how to end their own program.Theme Song: Stay - Otis McDonaldFind this week's recommended music on Spotify:bit.ly/friendswithmicsspotifyFollow on Twitter and Facebook: @friendswithmics / facebook.com/friendswithmicsEmail us with your own stories that we can tell on the show:friendswithmicrophones@gmail.com

S1E21: #LemonWatch2018

DJ and Deron discuss opening up the phone lines for the first and possibly the last time, appropriate jogging paces, seeing signs, and awesome music!Theme Song: Stay - Otis McDonaldFind this week's recommended music on Spotify or Youtube: bit.ly/friendswithmicsspotify / bit.ly/friendswithmicsyoutubeKeep an eye out for updates on when episodes are released and other news through our Twitter and Facebook: @friendswithmics / facebook.com/friendswithmicsEmail us with more music suggestions and we might talk about it on the show: friendswithmicrophones@gmail.com

S1E20: Learn to Jog, Steal a Dog!

DJ and Deron discuss what being a jorts boy means, reciting the script to Ocean's Eleven, changeroom etiquette, using an air horn in your car, government levels of salami consumption, deli ends, and of course fantastic music!Theme Song: Stay - Otis McDonaldFind this week's recommended music on Spotify or Youtube: bit.ly/friendswithmicsspotify / bit.ly/friendswithmicsyoutubeKeep an eye out for updates on when episodes are released and other news through our Twitter and Facebook: @friendswithmics / facebook.com/friendswithmicsEmail us with more music suggestions and we might talk about it on the show: friendswithmicrophones@gmail.com

S1E19: Government-Concern-Level Salami Consumption

DJ and Deron discuss their new spinoff podcast: “Friends With Issues”, drinking the small water, what a café is, drunk ASMR, FirstChoice Pastrami, how to have a happy life, and what a magnum opus is. Ironically, this episode may be ours… our magnum opus, that is. Enjoy.Theme Song: Stay - Otis McDonaldFind this week's recommended music on Spotify or Youtube: bit.ly/friendswithmicsspotify / bit.ly/friendswithmicsyoutubeKeep an eye out for updates on when episodes are released and other news through our Twitter and Facebook: @friendswithmics / facebook.com/friendswithmicsEmail us with more music suggestions and we might talk about it on the show: friendswithmicrophones@gmail.com

S1E18: You Can't Get Turnt on Cauliflower

DJ and Deron discuss hive mind conspiracies about Zorbon and Pharrell, DJ's non-existent Grammy bulge, bands we loved yesterday and today, A&W issues, making TV better with animals, going to the meat counter, how DJ could run Google, why the grid system is broken, and how to find the farmers market.Theme Song: Stay - Otis McDonaldFind this week's recommended music on Spotify or Youtube: bit.ly/friendswithmicsspotify / bit.ly/friendswithmicsyoutubeKeep an eye out for updates on when episodes are released and other news through our Twitter and Facebook: @friendswithmics / facebook.com/friendswithmicsEmail us with more music suggestions and we might talk about it on the show: friendswithmicrophones@gmail.com

S1E17: What a Friend!

DJ and Deron discuss what happened last week, DJ's stories from the past, solo IKEA quests, McDonald's expectations, asking people where they're from, and fun band tic tac toe.Theme Song: Stay - Otis McDonaldFind this week's recommended music on Spotify or Youtube: bit.ly/friendswithmicsspotify / bit.ly/friendswithmicsyoutubeKeep an eye out for updates on when episodes are released and other news through our Twitter and Facebook: @friendswithmics / facebook.com/friendswithmicsEmail us with more music suggestions and we might talk about it on the show: friendswithmicrophones@gmail.com

S1E16: There's a Snake in my Butt!

Every episode, DJ sits down with a friend (who is usually Deron, but not always), who also has a microphone, and they swap stories, have a few laughs, and don't talk about anything inappropriate at all. Oh, except for all the times they definitely definitely talk about inappropriate stuff.