Basketball's suspension won't stop Full Court Mess from returning to try to make sense of the NBA 2K League and online athleticism. Other topics include the release of ESPN's 'The Last Dance' inspiring bad tweets, skipping college for the G League, the idea of teams being equally hurt the season suspension, most average players, and much more!  Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @aFullCourtMess! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah Cullah" (http://www.cullah.com (http://www.cullah.com/) ) Under CC BY SA license http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

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11: NBA, But For Gamers

Full Court Mess returns as the crew already starts to lose their minds and go off the rails as the NBA season has now been suspended for the time being. Topics include the week's NBA drama, a Go-GURT vs Danimals comparison, going ISO, and much more!  Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @aFullCourtMess!  Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah Cullah" (http://www.cullah.com (http://www.cullah.com/) ) Under CC BY SA license http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

10: Gone Viral

The 2020 All-Star break is over and the Full Court Mess crew is back for an important and necessary discussion about how the All-Star festivities were... very good. We also discussed Sacramento's new idea of rental contracts, weird jersey retirement hypotheticals, a truly life-changing dunk, The Warriors new failed Suns strategy, and much more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @aFullCourtMess! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah Cullah" (http://www.cullah.com (http://www.cullah.com/) ) Under CC BY SA license http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

9: Unretired Numbers

It's been busy week of news and rumors as writer and Hawks fan @aidanjsears joins the crew a day before the NBA trade deadline to dissect some of the madness. Topics include the the developing Iguodala + Gallinari Heat check, a roster of Terrence Fergusons, the Knicks "firing" promotion, a look back at terrible trades, and much more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @aFullCourtMess! And check out Aidan on Twitter @aidanjsears! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah Cullah" (http://www.cullah.com (http://www.cullah.com/) ) Under CC BY SA license http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

8: Pre-Deadline Heelys W/ @aidanjsears

The Full Court Mess crew returns from sickness and travels to discuss what we've missed over the past few weeks, and to celebrate our return we've made sure that new Nets fan @Brentisbackbaby is back, baby. Some topics include anti-grieving fans/reply guys, being very upset about not making the coveted Rising Stars roster, All-Star snubs, Kendrick Perkins is still Kendrick Perkins, and much more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @aFullCourtMess! And check out Brent on Twitter @Brentisbackbaby! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah Cullah" (http://www.cullah.com) Under CC BY SA license http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

7: The City That Sleeps W/ @Brentisbackbaby

New year, same crew as Full Court Mess returns to discuss some of our favorite weird NBA moments of the previous decade. Other topics include a six point quarter from the Heat, Paul Pierce's weird legacy, not voting Ben Simmons into the All-Star roster to teach a lesson, and much more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @aFullCourtMess! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah Cullah" (http://www.cullah.com (http://www.cullah.com/) ) Under CC BY SA license http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

6: This Man Loves Bananas

This week our resident Knicks expert/victim @sattmasso returns to tell us about his All-Sons team and having his butt slapped by Shabazz Napier. Other topics include PEDs in the 2K league, the first negative tweet about us, Marcus Morris's large son, pro gamer names, and much more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @aFullCourtMess! And check out Matt on Twitter @sattmasso! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah Cullah" (http://www.cullah.com) Under CC BY SA license http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

5: The Hinrich Maneuver W/ @sattmasso

This week Philly fan @ryanhoodie joins the crew to discuss the hot topics such as Ryan's disappointment in Ben Simmons making a three and Melo's new jersey number. Also in this episode: Kristaps once had cornrows, the NBA equivalents of the Tesla truck, not liking city jerseys that aren't for us, and much more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @aFullCourtMess! And check out Ryan on Twitter @ryanhoodie and check his great work at TalkinBoutPraxis.com. Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah Cullah" (http://www.cullah.com (http://www.cullah.com/) ) Under CC BY SA license http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

4: A Pod Divided Cannot Stan W/ @ryanhoodie

The Full Court Mess crew to discuss the recent news out of Miami that shows us how too many edibles can make an NBA player someone to relate to. Other topics include Jimmy Butler's idea that no one thought he was good, Patrick Beverley and James Harden being the same person, the "fight" in Philly, and more!  (NOTE: Our editing software has betrayed us this week, so blame any issues on that, we're working on it!) Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @aFullCourtMess! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah Cullah" (http://www.cullah.com (http://www.cullah.com/) ) Under CC BY SA license http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

3: Most Relatable Player

This week @trentistweeing returns to join the Full Court Mess crew and give the NBA a vibe check while locking in his Warriors record prediction now that the first week of the season has passed. Other topics include fans quickly turning against new players and coaches, NBA Live 20's cancellation, promo parodies, an unlikely connection to the fall of Rome, and much more!  Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @aFullCourtMess! And check out Trent on Twitter @trentistweeting! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah Cullah" (http://www.cullah.com) Under CC BY SA license http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

2: Promo Code: Basketball W/ @trentistweeting

A new season of NBA basketball means a new season of Full Court Mess as the crew returns with guest @AdamDavis to discuss our thoughts and predictions of the upcoming season. Topics also include hatred of a new Warrior, impressive preseason performances, unimpressive warnings to the league, Gordon Hayward's wife yells at him, and much more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @aFullCourtMess! And check out Adam on Twitter @AdamDavis! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah Cullah" (http://www.cullah.com (http://www.cullah.com/) ) Under CC BY SA license http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

1: 2019/2020 Super Hot PnR Preview W/ @AdamDavis

It's the middle of August, which of course means that a lack of news leads the Full Court Mess crew to explore the possibility of Lebron using the D.E.N.N.I.S. system on the Cavs. Other topics for this episode include another "no way to fail" post, Magic Johnson's "top favorites" lists, Wizards fans being oddly optimistic, the true ghost of Oracle Arena, and much more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @aFullCourtMess! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah Cullah" (http://www.cullah.com (http://www.cullah.com/) ) Under CC BY SA license http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

29: Midsummer

As we work our way through the off-season moves of the western conference @TheElZilcho returns to judge the west from his championship kingdom of Canada which now must move forward without King Kawhi. Other topics include treatment of dorks in the NBA, 30 for 30 ideas, poorly aged Kawhi comparisons, team-fan polygamy, and much more!  Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @aFullCourtMess! And check out Eric A.K.A. Zilch on Twitter @TheElZilcho! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah Cullah" (http://www.cullah.com (http://www.cullah.com/) ) Under CC BY SA license http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

28: More Accurately Predicted Off-Season Moves: West Edition W/ @TheElZilcho

As we take in all these off-season signings and trades, we brought back Boston's own @AdamDavis for his hot takes on the Celtics' latest moves, along with his thoughts on the rest of the east. Other topics include the newly added coach's challenges, the strange feeling of different teams working together, the best Instagram follow of the off-season, the next Celtics big 5, and much more! Western Edition coming next episode! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @aFullCourtMess! And check out Adam on Twitter @AdamDavis! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah Cullah" (http://www.cullah.com) Under CC BY SA license http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/ 

27: We Predicted Every Off-Season Move: East Edition W/ @AdamDavis

With NBA free agency about to start, the Full Court Mess crew gathers 'round to make predictions on the destinations where some of the top free agents could end up. Other topics include NBA Awards winners, an easy league conference realignment, Joe's addictions to weddings, and much more!  Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @aFullCourtMess! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah Cullah" (http://www.cullah.com (http://www.cullah.com/) ) Under CC BY SA license http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

26: Not So Free Agents of 2019

Jared, Joe, and Will discuss and contribute to the hottest NBA takes, news, and posts while diving into the online realm of basketball each week. Often there will be a guest, and often they'll have to take the heat for their team and fanbase. Tweet us your hot takes @aFullCourtMess

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