Every week I head out online and run through my Inbox to sift out great jokes. PlusI inclued some of the new stuff that I've written during the week. Warning use of gratuatice valgarity at times. Please enjoy.
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A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags and every...
Full Metal Chicken Eggs Friday, June 13th, 2008Now Available! FMCE in PODCAST - All the funny none of the reading!Click here: http://www.archive.org/d...
Sorry for the time between the full metal chicken eggs but this isn't totally my fault. The biggest reason why I haven't put anything out is that I co...
Hi how are you all today? Hope things are going well? What…..you want jokes? Is that all I am to you……..something for your amusement. I have feelings ...
Full Metal Chicken Eggs Friday, March 28, 2008Now Available! FMCE in PODCAST - All the funny none of the reading!Click here: http://www.archive.org/do...
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's...
"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"-Isaac AsimovA magician cal...
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