  So much to talk about this week! Allison and Ebbie hosted a 10-day lesbian cruise, which ended in a tragic crash that they believe has left them somewhere on the coast of the Cook Islands. Thankfully, using their technical expertise, they were able to rig a makeshift podcast studio to continue to bring humor straight to you. It took about a week, and the power source is not sustainable, but please enjoy this week's episode before Allison and Ebbie quickly lose hope and join hands to walk deep into the ocean together.Download Episode (39.1MB)

Girls With Glasses

Episode 23 - Summer Vacay

   Good morning, all! Allison and Ebbie have a morning meeting, while mentally preparing for day-drinking on the river. Allison relives her childhood with the kids at King's Dominion and Laser Tag. Ebbie is jealous, yet thankful that the only child she has to take care of is herself. Featuring headlines and a (local) snack review. Thanks for listening!  Download Episode Here (30.3MB)

Episode 22 - Whoof Arted

 The ladies drink some refreshing homemade strawberry lemonade, boozed of course. Also, a very exciting update: we’re on itunes!! Tell all of your friends. Please stop reading this and go do that instead. Thanks for listening!! (and sharing. please share all of this.) Download Episode (32.1MB)

Episode 21 - I Am A Man

Hey guys, we’re popping off! Allison enjoys a homebrew, then proceeds to explain how she is popping off so hard. Ebbie is making up for a lack of exciting things in her life by brewing enough beer to drink the pain away. Allison retells a very sexy sex dream. Download Episode (mp3) 29.8MB

Episode 20 - Haven't You Had Enough Loin?

We start off with a bit of beer/wine tasting talk, drankin Lagunitas IPAs. Allison has exciting news regarding her educational life, and how much better and smarter she is than all of us. Then, an enchanting tale of surprise donuts, a biblical reading, and an app-a-teaser that sets women’s rights back at least 80 years. Thanks for listening!Download Episode (mp3) 34.2 MB

Episode 19 - A Sentient Butt

Spring is here! Ebbie is working on her base, going for that Tilda Swinton look; Allison is tan and she rubs it in Ebbie’s face. Then the girls talk about SHOPPING!!! (Wherein we scream directly into the microphones, sorry.) Also, sex tips from Allison, beer, and headlines. Truly our giggliest episode. Download Episode (mp3) 11.4 MB

Episode 18 - Shopping!!

Lots to talk about today-no foolin'! We reminisce about past April Fool's jokes, how terrible kids are at goofing, and a bit of wine talk. Then, we discuss two major events: a Settlers of Catan tournament, and we witness art getting RAW. Thanks for listening!Download Episode (mp3) 14.3 MB

Episode 17 - Settlers of Catan Hubris

It's getting real, guys. Allison is vomiting at 80mph, we get a lovely invitation to a yeast party, discussions of beards in beers, and our one year anniversary!! Listen and learn; and live and laugh and love. Download Episode (mp3) 14.3 MB

Episode 16 - Yeast Party

Look everyone, don't lose your Kazoozles over this one. We drink a yummy IPA, pontificate on fine and sometimes rare candies. Also, fill-in-the-blank headlines and Miley news. Download Episode (mp3) 15.7 MB

Episode 15 - Google Kazoozles

Recorded on Feb 18 Download Episode (mp3) 14.3 MBHey there, everybody! In today's episode, Allison and Ebbie discuss their non-romantic, yet very enjoyable Valentine's Day (cause fuck Valentine's Day).

Episode 14 - Valentine's Day Sausage Fest

Girls who wear glasses, and drink from glasses. Join us as we discuss the finer points of wine, and life.