WE'VE RELEASED MERCH! That's right, we FINALLY did it, we finally got our arses in gear and created some merch. You can check it out at the link below, you can shop by design and then pick what product you'd like the design to appear on. We hope you like it! gobletofwine.redbubble.com It's time for an episode we've both eagerly anticipated - Goblet of Fire - THE FILM! We're chatting about the worst film in the entire Harry Potter series, the rampant sexism, Hermione being annoying AF, and the COMPLETE lack of plot. I honestly can't list the things we hate about this film. Just listen. www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine    Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod

Goblet Of Wine: A Drunken Harry Potter Podcast

Ep 54 - Goblet of Fire Film: Utter Trash

We finished another book?! Who'd have thunk it!! Not bad for a dumb bitch who can't read and...Hannah. Tune in for this episode where we're chatting chapters 36 & 37 of Goblet of Fire and announcing the results of the house cup. We also chat about Fawkes the Phoenix, the government and capitalism, and beanie babies. So grab a glass and listen along, and most importantly, GET EXCITED FOR SEASON 5!!! www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine    Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod

Ep 53 - Goblet of Fire 36 & 37: Cornelius Fudge the Beanie Baby

Well, another year has passed and somehow we still haven't been sued by JK Rowlings lawyers or told to stop by interveining family - that's right, this podcast is now 2 YEARS OLD!! In todays Bonus Episode we celebrate by looking back over the past 4 books and seasons using questions, theories and opinions submitted by our wonderful listeners! We discuss Hermione and Draco shipping, Hogwarts students first periods, and how to tounge your way through thiccc espresso martini foam. Oh and one of us cries!

Bonus Ep - TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL

So we *do* love a ramble but we really may have outdone ourselves this episode, so buckle up for FIFTEEN MINUTES of us talking about *literally* anything other than the chapters we’re supposed to be discussing this episode...but that’s okay because you guys love us for the drunken rambling...right? Right?! Okay whatever. We’re chatting about chapter 35 (that’s right it’s a rare one chapter episode) of goblet of FIRE and whether Voldemort thinks he’s evil, why Sting from the police is a serial killer, and also explaining why neither of us like Lord of the Rings. www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine    Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod

Ep 52 - Goblet of Fire 35: Madam Malkin's Back Room Sex Toy Emporium

Welcome bacckkkk! In today's episode we're discussing chapters 33 and 34 of Goblet of Fire, aka, VOLDEMORT'S BACK! We're discussing how the fuck Voldemort got his wand, the biggest fuckup yet in the books, and what Bertha went through.   Rape trigger warning- 23:00-26:50 www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine    Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod

Ep 51 - Goblet of Fire 33 & 34: RIP Bertha

Welcome back to EPISODE 50!! How did we do this 50 times?! Why! How did no one stop us? It’s a mystery. Anyway, we’re back and chatting chapters 31 and 32 of goblet of fire. We’re talking daddy and mummy issues, portkey logic, and Voldemort’s dick. We also introduce a new podcast rule! www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine    Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod

Ep 50 - Goblet of Fire 31 & 32: Defeating Bridget Jones' Spanx

WELCOME BACK TO GOBLET OF SWEAT! No, we haven’t changed the name of the podcast, but goblet of sweat is a pretty accurate way to describe the experience of recording a podcast in 36 British heat in a tiny room with closed windows and doors and no AC. In today’s episode we’re drinking a drink based on what we think Bellatrix would drink at the request of our amazing Patreon Samuel. Which turned out to be super damn appropriate as it’s the first chapters with Bellatrix in! We’re chatting Harry actually being logical for once, Dumbledore’s sex memories, and Crouch being trans. Enjoy! www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine    Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod

Ep 49 - Goblet of Fire 29 & 30: Dumbledore's Sex Memories

It’s time for another episode with everyone’s FAVOURITE guest - Neil MacQuarrie! So get ya bingo cards or shot glasses ready for every time we mention Game of Thrones, Doctor Who or Star Wars. We’re chatting chapters 27 and 28 of Goblet of Fire, including discussing the origin of scarlet women, Snape’s virginity, cum socks, and the magical postal system. Enjoy! Neil's Twitter www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine    Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod

Ep 48 - Goblet of Fire 27 & 28: Cum Socks

WE'REEE BACK!! AND WE'RE IN THE SAME ROOM! That's right, after almost 5 months we're finally back, 2 meters apart, and recording TOGETHER. To celebrate get ready for THE DRUNKEST EPISODE EVER! Ft us doing shots in a park, drinking out of a cock bottle in a park, and generally getting glared at by half of South London (especially Neil). We're asking important questions such as 'what're the chances of a chicken egg from the supermarket hatching' (ft egg expert Neil), the importance of teaching children to swim (ft swimming expert Hannah), and...Charlie has no special skills. At some point we do also talk about Harry Potter. www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine    Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod

Ep 47 - Goblet of Fire 25 & 26: There's Poop In The Lake

Welcome welcome, to another episode of Goblet of Wine. It’s time to cover one of Hannah’s favourite chapters - The Yule Ball! We’re dunking on Harry, chatting about getting ready for prom, Krum and Mad Eye both potentially being pedos, our favourite character Ali Bashir, giantess porn, and lesbian communes. It’s peak GoW basically. ENJOY! www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine    Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod

Ep 46 - Goblet of Fire 23 & 24: Sneaky Night-time Feet Measuring

For an exclusive piece of digital merch donate what you can to: https://bit.ly/3emhIsz   And then email gobletofwinepodcast@gmail.com with a screenshot of proof   Black lives matter resources:  Black lives matter ways to help   African American History: From Emancipation to the Present  Petition - Qualified Immunity needs legislative reform   Petition - End Qualified Immunity! *to the tune of the final countdown* It's another episodeeeeee, dun na naaa. This isn't just any episode, it's an M&S epi...no sorry it's an episode where we're announcing the house cup!! That's right! Tune in to discover which house won this season and who our new prefects and head human is! Plus hear our usual waffle about death hoola hooping around the divination tower, school discos, house elves as a metaphor for slavery, and good ol' MISOGYNY. www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine    Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod

Ep 45 - Goblet of Fire 21 & 22: The Personification Of Death

#blacklivesmatter https://blacklivesmatter.com   Ello ello ello. What's that? You want another episode to relieve you from lockdown hell? WELL OK FINE. We're chatting chapters 19 & 20 of Goblet of....FIRE. Aka all things the first task, ethics in journalism, and transfiguration and dogs rights. Enjoy! www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine    Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod

Ep 44 - Goblet of Fire 19 & 20: Death chilling in the three broomsticks

Helllllo! Welcome back to another lockdown long distance GoW episode! In today's ep Charlie is drinking tubby custard, and we're chatting how degrees don't matter, arse vs ass, Hogwart's badge craze and how Rita Skeeta is a pedophile. If that sounds like fun then grab a glass and listen along! www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine    Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod

Ep 43 - Goblet of Fire 17 & 18: Tubby Custard

It's time for another quarentine episode! In today's ep we're reading chapters 15 & 16 of Goblet of Fire and chatting the national anthem, the imperius curse, butterfly hair clips, hating the french, and finding out which piece of me Hannah would chop off if she had to. www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine    Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod

Ep 42 - Goblet of Fire 15 & 16: God Save The Dean

Welcome to the first ever episode NOT RECORDED TOGETHER :( That's right, me and Hannah are doing some fun lockdown style long distance recordings. This episode may break our record for the episode we talk about Harry Potter the least in. Instead, we're talking about the British educational system, Charlie's teeth, Hannah looking after snails, and we read our BIRTH CHARTS! Because astrology is definitely...real. ENJOY! www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine    Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod

Ep 41 - Goblet of Fire 13 & 14: Snape's Owl Fursona

Two British lifelong Harry Potter fans Hannah and Charlie re-read their favourite childhood book with added alcohol and cynicism in fortnightly episodes!

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Goblet Of Wine: A Drunken Harry Potter Podcast

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