A fine fedora, a fancy bathrobe, and a megawatt smile from a pretty lady...and ZAP...I changed. I was feeling very down for some very real reasons, but the hat, the bathrobe and the smile made me stand up straight, stride right, and smile. This podcast explains it all.

Good Night

Indiana Summer

This podcast is about my Lady Wonder Wench making a guy's glands crash, lending my mother my car and something new: Man Mouth vs. Women Words. Was it a man or a woman who said, "Sex is the biggest nothing in the world." I'll tell you in the next podcast.

I Almost Missed Her

Today's podcast says a stranger's white fedora sits on the night table right next to my Lady Wonder Wench's side of our bed. That strangers white fedora belongs to a sexy older guy who calls himself, Story Man. Story Man has a good strong body, a deep sexy voice, and he likes to wear that white fedora when he helps my lady get undressed for bed. While he's un-hooking her bra he likes to tell her silly little stories to make her giggle like..."Do you know what you call kinky sex with chocolate... S&M&M." The stranger in the white fedora likes to watch her bounce a little when she giggles. I like that too. Any guy would like that. Then the stranger either reads to her from his special book, or he just tells her one of his sexy little short stories...with that voice that she admits first turned her on...a long time ago. Some times she gives him one of those looks that you could pour on a big, thick, chocolate cake. She likes that he watches her, as she climbs slowly and gracefully naked...into bed.

Story Man

This podcast was recorded a year or so ago. And I hope our Summer Hopes are as high as this again...maybe next year.

2020 Summer

It's "Just" one more pound...the difference between 189 & 190. But that one pound is...precious...to me. This podcast explains why 16 ounces makes such a difference in my head as well as in my gut. If you've been hiding out and raiding the fridge...you may find yourself here.

One More Pound

Size doesn't matter nearly as much as how brightly you shine. Life is tough and confusing right now. Most people are going dark. This podcast says, "That means it's a great time to turn up your shine." It takes a little guts, but it's worth the effort.

Size Doesn't Matter

I'm set to drive for another year. That's not the real reason for this podcast, but it is a fact. My good old car passed the state inspection...for the 16th time. My good old car is a little like me. It's old but it still works just fine. They tried to tell me there was a problem because of all the smoke belching out of the exhaust, but I told them that was a safety feature I installed. I told them there's so much smoke coming out of the exhaust that nobody rides my bumper. They kinda scratched their heads till I showed them my insurance papers. I'm insured against collision, theft, and raiding hordes of Vikings. Give a listen to find out what this podcast is really all about.

Good Old Car

I am a carefree, confident, coffee consumer. I like coffee hot or cold, today's, yesterday's or last week's...as long as there's no crust on top. But some people go overboard about coffee. They talk about coffee like wine experts talk about wine...You've heard them. "Hey...this bordeau has nice legs." What the heck does that mean? Wine is made from grapes. If a grape has been around long enough to grow legs, it's been around way too long...I'm not having anything to do with it. Go to a nice restaurant, and they go un-necessarily crazy over your coffee. "May I warm this up for you?" Sure. Do you have to...no. Coffee is good hot or cold, today's, yesterdays or last weeks. As long as it doesn't have a crust on top. Today's podcast says just relax and enjoy it.

Carefree Coffee Consumer

Time to tell your sexy friends...after hours and hours of exhaustive research, I have just found your new sexy spot. Your orbito frontal cortex is your new"Sexy spot...your new Private Part." Your new sexy spot orbito frontal cortex is on your forehead just over your eyebrows. And it's directly connected to your limbic system. YOUR LIMBIC SYSTEM. That's the sexiest part of your whole brain. Your new sexy spot orbito frontal cortex is right above your eyebrows. Speaking of eyebrows, all hair...including eyebrows, grows in what's called follicules. So if your new sexy spot is right over your hairy eyebrows, I can imagine it will eventually cause guys in singles bars to slide over to you ladies and say "Hello. I couldn't help noticing your eyes. Your eyes are as blue as the water in my toilet bowl. Do you mind if I fondle your follicules...my dear?" Find out about this amazing discovery by giving this podcast a listen.

Fondling Your Forehead

My buddy Al just said a very funny thing about my computer. He said "you should turn it in to become a boat anchor." I've had my computer for a long time, and I was having trouble understanding why I'd want to use it as a boat anchor. Then he told me somethig really surprising. He said I shouldn't have to shovel coal into my compter any more. He said they make computers now that not only don't run on coal power, he said you don't even have to turn the crank to make them work. He said you just plug them into the socket on the wall and hit the start button and the screen comes on. He claims his computer even has a battery, and when that battery wears down, he does't throw it away, he leaves it connected to the wall outlet and it charges itself back up. Hard to believe. The rest of this podcast may be even harder to believe. Give a listen please.

Going For a Drive

I keep hearing a very deep voice coming down from the sky saying, You tick me off. Go to your room and stay there till I tell you to come out. I keep hearing that over and over again these days. Lots of bad stuff going on right now. Everybody's talking about it. Actually, most people are emailing or texting about it...because very few people are talking to each other any more. I really hope God has as comfortable a black, manly, leather poppa chair in His living room, as I do. Because I think I just heard that deep voice saying, "You tick me off. Look what you've been doing to this lovely place I gave you. And look what you've been doing to each other. Go to your room, and don't come out till I call for you." This podcast should be a help when you're feeling like that voice is speaking to you. Give a listen please.

Things On Your Mind

The virus is getting out of hand, and I don't like being bitten on the hand any more than you do. So this podcast will take your mind off it for a few minutes re-telling you the true story of a night of terror that happened to me. And since it was MY terror, YOU might get a little chuckle out of it.

Mighty Mickey

We've had lots of big fears before...and we made It through. We'll make it through this one too. This podcast may refresh your memory, and give your confidence a boost. I hope it does.

Our Fear History

A lot of women are screaming "You Beast" at a lot of guys these days. And it's a justified accusation in lots, if not most cases. But not in the case of a big time News Network TV guy who was just hounded out of work. He's a news guy. Who, what, where, when, & why are the three "W" s of any news story. And the most important of them is Why. The Why is the motivation motor. Why did the President issue those pardons? Why does the drug store always put the prescription desk at the back of the store? Motivation. Why did General George Washington tell his men to "Burn the boats" on that godawful cold Christmas Eve long ago, when they were about to attack Trenton? What was his real motivation. It's the motive that counts most with how we really understand things. This podcast gets into motives.

You Beast

I think Homo Sapiens is a good name for today's humans. This podcast is full of reasons why Homo SMARTiens doesn't fit the species. But it also contains some thoughts for some of us who are feeling insignificant. It's called "You Shine." Give this podcast a listen, please.

Homo Sapiens

Sometimes it's hard to get to sleep.You just can't seem to say goodnight to yourself. Booze helps sometimes...or pills. But that's a big step down a bad street. "Good Night" puts a smile on your face, tells you a bedtime story, helps you chuck the day's problems, gives you a verbal back rub, and tucks you in for a safe, sound, sleep. Dick Summer's voice puts a strong and friendly arm around your shoulder. You hear him on television commercials all day. But when it's getting late, and you want to "take the day and shove it," but you can't seem to say good night to yourself... Dick's Podcast is a quiet place to rest your head...a safe place to hide a hurting heart...a gentle place to fall. It's a comfortable way to tell yourself, "Good Night."

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